Local Student Under International Investigation Following Incriminating “Slay Queen” Remarks
Big IssuesFeatured September 8, 2022
Chaos has erupted around the globe since the incredibly recent death of Queen Elizabeth as authorities everywhere scramble to rule out foul play. Although autopsies point to natural causes, one student is struggling to clear her name.
Read moreCan He Do That? Girlfriend Laments Losing Boyfriend to Add/Drop
Campus CultureSchool September 7, 2022
Today marks the last day of the Add/Drop period at BC, meaning it’s the last chance for students to enroll in a new course or leave a course that they didn’t quite love.For one senior boy, it meant dropping a girl he didn’t quite love.
Read moreBaldwin Jr.’s Absence At Saturday’s Game Reveals Links To IRA Faction
Big IssuesWTF September 6, 2022
“A review of Baldwin Jr.’s internet search history broke the news to students that the young eagle harbors sympathy for the paramilitary organization known as the Irish Republican Army, or the IRA.”
Read moreThe Campus Activities Board of Boston College (CAB) made a surprise announcement Monday detailing its plan to cancel Mudstock and replace it with “Soupcrock.” Mudstock, the beloved annual student volleyball tournament, was scheduled for the first week of May.
Read moreMutual Sexiness and Unlikability: Why BC Students Often Marry Each Other
Big IssuesStudent Life April 28, 2022
The implications of BC selective marriage for the future are harrowing. The world as we know it will be filled with a vast amount of men who are 5’8” but definitely 5’10” on their license.
Read moreTop 10 Reasons CoRo Is The Best Sophomore Housing!
ResLife April 27, 2022
Freshman year went by way too fast. Now you have a chance to experience the year all over again (except you Don’t know anyone around you! Yes!)
Read more“Crappy Asstivities Bored” And 13 Other Alternate Acronyms For CAB
Campus CultureFeatured April 21, 2022
Ultimate Frisbee Teams Throw Pizzas Across Comm. Ave, Receive Crazy Dough’s Sponsorship
BostonCampus CultureDrinking April 19, 2022
After getting the green light from the owner of Dough’s, Roni knew that she needed to get as many hands on deck as possible. She sent a text to Veggie Dude (CSOM ’22), captain of the Men’s Club Ultimate Frisbee team, to ask if his team could offer a few handlers. He was initially skeptical but eventually got on board. “I didn’t want to say yes at first because I knew I’d have a few beers in me, but then I remembered I play almost every club game drunk.”
Read morePontius Pilate: Slay Or Nay?
Campus CultureJesuits April 15, 2022
“Talk Holy To Me”: CAB To Censor Jason Derulo
Student Life April 13, 2022
“When we hired Jason Derulo, it was because we all are HUGE fans of Cats (2019). Ever since the movie came out, we’ve been listening to ‘The Rum Tug Tugger’ nonstop, and we thought that’s what made him famous.”
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