Trump To Rename Stokes Lawn “Lawn of America”
Big IssuesSchool January 23, 2025
However, when cruising across the lawn, Trump was appalled with the fact that Boston College, a school with so many of his supporters, would name such a pillar of campus after the wretched pursuit of liberal arts.
Read moreEvery Gated Community In NY Represented In “Diverse” Class Discussion
Big IssuesCampus CultureSchool October 10, 2024
“What makes us different is what makes us special,” said Shell Turd (CSOM ’28). “I’ve met people from all over the place. I’ve met kids from Oakwood Heights, Pinebridge Estates, Elmton Ranch, and even Maplesden Village all the way out in Westchester!”
Read moreFuck! Student Who Never Does The Readings Just Made A Better Point Than You
Campus CultureSchool September 24, 2024
“Coe Stir (MCAS ’25) somehow delivered a profound and easily understandable analysis of Hobbesian political theory, despite clearly having no idea what was going on.”
Read moreGirl Is Pregnant, According To Spanish Class Oral Exam
SchoolStudent LifeWTF September 23, 2024
Barazado was seen with a dewy, jovial glow about her as she left Stokes Hall, a clear sign of pregnancy and definitely not the Drunk Elephant bronzing drops she steals from her roommate sometimes when she feels pale.
Read moreBC Raises Cost Of Attendance To 88k, Fifty Cattle, Pound Of Gold, Firstborn Son
School April 3, 2024
“‘Bounties that must be paid to the University starting next year include fifty of a student’s finest cows, one pound of pure gold, the hearts of four Boston University students, the deed to a Cape Cod beach house, a left kidney, and a one-page supplemental essay assuring Father Leahy that he is doing a great job'”
Read moreProfessors Replaced By Kiosks
School March 20, 2024
“‘We thought it might be best to start rolling out our kiosk professors in the most straightforward discipline. Things like finance might be too difficult for a robot to explain, but things like the meaning of life, or the existence of God, felt like the right alley to try this out,’ noted representatives from the administration.”
Read moreLululemon Girl After Learning About Pontius Pilate: “OMG He Created Pilates?”
SchoolStudent Life October 17, 2023
Lege’s comment sent concerned looks around the classroom, reminding everyone that even the most fashion-conscious among us can sometimes be the least history-savvy.
Read moreUh Oh! This Born And Raised New Yorker Is About To Tell The Class What They Think Of The South…
Campus CultureSchool September 14, 2023
‘Once I graduate, I have full intention of moving to the true mixing pot of America: Brooklyn, NY. I’ve never been anywhere near the Mason-Dixon Line, and I have no intention of coming close to it, or the poverty line while I’m at it.’
Read more“Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”: How One Confused CSOM Student Thought He Took A Foreign Language Class
Big IssuesSchoolWTF September 13, 2023
It wasn’t until further into the class that he heard the word “equity” and felt safe once again as he believed he was back in the magical land of finance.
Read moreStudent Awakes From Late-Afternoon Nap, Immediately Prepares for Early-Evening Nap
SchoolStudent Life February 23, 2023
“A nap helps me stay motivated,” said Restful, already fluffing her pillow. “It gets me ready to get down to business and pump out some assignments.” Opening her laptop, Restful proceeded to spend a half-hour on Instagram before closing her laptop again. “I definitely couldn’t do without it.”
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