LTE From The Moon Club President
Campus CultureLTEWTF April 8, 2024
Everyone won’t shut up about summer and tanning and blah blah blah. Who fucking cares! Get some sun on the quad on a different day, I just want to get high in the afternoon and watch that shit cover the sun. Stay pale, I literally dare you.
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I’m T-Pain, you know me! What’s your name? Let me talk to ‘em!
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Chocolate Bar Introduces Screens To Entertain Impatient iPad Kids
Campus CultureStudent LifeWTF January 25, 2024
At press time, drooling students were seen gathering in a concert-sized crowd as the lead student completed an extremely difficult level of Geometry Dash — with a hydraulic press video in the background.
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“The team comes first! If you really think about it, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM, but there is in VOMIT.”
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“Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”: How One Confused CSOM Student Thought He Took A Foreign Language Class
Big IssuesSchoolWTF September 13, 2023
It wasn’t until further into the class that he heard the word “equity” and felt safe once again as he believed he was back in the magical land of finance.
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“In previous years, we’ve gone for a 50% mud, 50% glass approach”, said CAB Treasurer Lemmy C. Themdogs (MCAS ’23). “It helped to cut costs, but clearly it didn’t help to cut feet. At least not enough for our standards.”
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BC Corrects Typo, Announces That Commencement Speaker Is Actually Ambassador To “The Crane”
Big IssuesWTF April 21, 2023
“The Crane. Is. The. Moment. Have you fucking seen it?” administrator Crain Luver said. “It’s massive. Always doing stuff for the BC community. AND it has an ambassador- that’s epic. We honestly couldn’t have picked a better speaker.”
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Help! The Girl Scout In Mac Bit Me.
Student LifeWTF February 19, 2023
Last week, Tum was on her way to Mac for her lunch. “I did everything I usually do. I made a beeline straight for the stairs without even peeking at the tables,” Tum recalled. “But as soon as I took two steps inside the lobby–*MUNCH*–there she was, a Girl Scout nibbling at my ankle.”
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Receipt Reveals That Student Actually Did Order A Side Of Bug
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent LifeWTF November 15, 2022