After careful deliberation and council from The Heightsmen and the team’s recruiting coordinators, the announcement was made that the Eagles would be welcoming quarterback transfer Chiquitita (no last name could be procured at press time). Chiquitita is a 27 year old redshirt freshman from Mamma Mia Catholic Conservatory, and is currently majoring in musical theater.
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“Only Coke When I’m Drinking” And Other New Years Resolutions For Your CSOM Classmate
Campus CultureListsWTF January 14, 2026
“Lowkey once I got my offer things kinda got off the rails,” said Dee Generette (CSOM ‘27), “… So I definitely wanted to lock the fuck back in this year. We’re gonna be dialed.” Generette was kind enough to share with us some of his aspirations for, as he put it, “the big two-six.” Some of his lofty goals consist of the following.
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The Office of Student Involvement has recently introduced a new student organization that really fills a void that no student groups have been brave enough to address. Yup…you guessed it! A Piss Kink support group!
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CSOM Student Announces Prestigious Internship At “Male-Centered App” Called Grindr
Campus CultureSexWTF November 5, 2025
“Yeah, I found it on Handshake. The company is completely male-centered which you don’t really see nowadays. It’s something I can appreciate.”
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Eagle Escort Now Offering Complimentary Catcalling Services
Campus CultureSchoolStudent LifeWTF October 2, 2025
Previously only used as a transportation service for injured or otherwise disabled students on campus, Eagle Escort will now be offering what BCPD is calling “mobile mood boosters.”
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With our Eagles shitting the bed every week, all anyone wants is some hot bunny action.
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Oh No! Dad Plans To Paint Himself In Maroon And Gold For Parents Weekend Game
BOBCampus CultureWTF September 27, 2025
When questioned by the Classic, Fied said this was not, in fact, a philosophical question. Just this morning, his Dad bought the entire shelf of body paint at their local Home Depot with plans to “strip down (ALL the way), lather up, and show his Boston College spirit.”
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LTE: Help! My Resident Minister Offered Me Her Cookie!
Campus CultureJesuitsSexWTF September 18, 2025
That’s when my problem began. I was taking the Walsh elevator to the third floor when I found myself trapped with the resident minister. I tried to avoid her by playing with my COC (clash of clans) but, apparently, she took that to mean something else.
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Campus Rec Reports Sauna Overcrowding As Students Prepare For Sweaty Parties
Campus CultureDrinkingWTF September 5, 2025
The Classic spoke to some of the women in line, asking them why they would be willing to wait for so long just for a sauna? They all responded similarly, saying that they needed to be ready for the weekend.
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For some, this means taking random extra classes just to fill their schedule. For others, like Phil Thee (CSOM ‘26), this means taking freshman core classes in their senior year.
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