Wicked Pissah: Roommate Has Strong Stream Hot
Campus CultureDorm StuffWTF April 13, 2021
“In front of Gasson, they give what sounds like a deep, guttural bark back at Molly. Actually, it was probably towards her owner. You forgive it immediately.”
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“I just feel like our time at BC came to an end so quickly, and there were so many more things I wanted to do my senior year,” said Josh Layden (MCAS ’19). “I mean, I was just so busy all year having a blast at Mod parties, going to MA’s, hanging out in sizable groups of nine or more, and enjoying all the perks that come with senior year. This second commencement is a great opportunity for all of us to get back on campus together, and make the most of the weekend.”
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Sustainability Pledge: Pee In Your Brita
WTF April 1, 2021
“I know it may sound like it violates several health codes and personal boundaries, but it’s perfectly clean. I promise your body can provide for you all on its own, if you just expand your mind a little,” said the leader of the rag-tag group of activists, Reese Eichel (MCAS ’23).
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“I’ve got to say, this is certainly not the start to the week I thought I was going to have.”
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Roommate Absolutely Covered In Blood Wants To Know If You Have Tide Stick
Student LifeWTF March 18, 2021
Another Iggy 5 resident, Tye Duh (LSOE ‘21), later reported seeing Wonply wandering the hall knocking on doors and screaming, “Ya know Tide to Go? The perfect size for travel? Removes even the toughest stains quick and on the spot?”
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“Sadly, it has come to my attention that Baldwin’s voluptuous, feathery bazongas have become the subject of criticism,” Leahy said. “I just want to remind students that acknowledging the positive social and spiritual impact of our mascot’s humongous honkers is a key component to being men and women for others.”
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“I didn’t think too much of it when he said we were ‘about to be transported to the Most Magical Place on Earth,’ but then he pulled out this Mickey Mouse-shaped bong. Where the hell did he even get that?”
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UGBC To Hold Impeachment Trial by Slapbox
Campus CultureWTF February 16, 2021
Students have demonstrated overwhelming support for the process, citing it as “the most productive UGBC has ever been.”
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