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7% Tuition Increase Used to Give CSOM Students Special Snacks Hot

Student Life WTF September 22, 2020

“With enough preparation, they should be able eat like grown-ups by the time they make it to the break room at Goldman Sachs.”

What The Fuck: Molly On Campus Without Mask

Campus Culture Coronavirus WTF September 1, 2020

The Classic tried to reach Molly’s owner’s wife for comment, but we were unable to make contact.

O’Neill Answer Wall Diagnosed With Alzheimer’s

Campus Culture School WTF February 24, 2020

ST. ELIZABETH’S HOSPITAL — Following months of intensive consultations, representatives of the Thomas P. O’Neill estate announced on Monday that the famed O’Neill Library Answer Wall, which has been candidly answering anonymous questions since 2017, had been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s Disease. “We were deeply saddened when we received the... Read more

Martin Jarmond Kills Baldwin, Replaces With Baby Baldwin

Sports WTF February 3, 2020

Like what you see? Get yer fixin’ with our Spring Print Edition, coming to a silent library near you! Read more

Mods Turn 50, Still Dating 21-Year-Old

Campus Culture Student Life WTF January 28, 2020

THE MODULARS — The temporary housing units known as the ‘Mods’, beloved by seniors and yearned after by freshmen, celebrate their fiftieth birthday this year. The Mods are often featured on Instagram and other forms of social media, and recently a picture of them with Kelly O’Brian (LOSE ’21),... Read more

What To Do When Your French Roommate Jean-Pierre Labeouf Won’t Stop Putting Cigarette Ash In Your House Plants Even Though You Specifically Asked Him Not To

WTF April 20, 2019

Ugh, Jean-Pierre. Even saying his name makes you wince, like you just took a bite of a really shitty lemon. A lemon called Labeouf.

This Article Is Just 11 GIFs Of Kevin Spilling The Chili, And We Know You Sheeple Will Still Love It

WTF April 19, 2019

Why even bother writing a lede? Why bother putting effort into our content? Why bother doing anything at all when nothing matters except Kevin from The Office (U.S.) spilling the chili? Feast your simple brains on this. 1. Kevin spilling the chili 2. Kevin spilling the chili ... Read more

CSOM Bad

School WTF April 17, 2019

FULTON HALL — A report been done has say that CSOM bad. This report done by CSOM (bad) and confirmding this is the school’s spokesguy who speaks at school and says, “CSOM bad.” Students in and teachers at Boston’s College are agree with CSOM bad. MCAS guy Steven Stevens,... Read more

We Got Really Drunk And Ranked All 26 Letters Of The Alphabet

WTF April 15, 2019

We’re tired of people not taking us seriously as a legitimate source of news and journalism here at BC. So fine, you want real reporting, you’ll get real reporting. Here’s a ranking of every letter in the alphabet from worst to best. 26) W – The clear choice for... Read more

Ben Shapiro Purchases O’Neill And Bapst, Now Owns The Libs

Big Issues WTF April 9, 2019

O’NEILL LIBRARY — Conservative author and commentator Ben Shapiro announced last Friday that he has finalized the purchase of both Bapst Library and O’Neill Library, in an effort to “truly own the libs, once and for all.” Boston College officially verified the acquisition in an email to students and... Read more