The New England Classic
Conte Skate Turns Into The 78th Annual Hunger Games
CONTE FORUM — Last night, Boston College packed Conte once more. This time, however, it wasn’t Will Smith on the ice, no sir, it was the normal, worthless students. Conte Skate was back! But something was wrong – the Nut was packed and it became apparent that there simply... Read more
Leahy Sends APPA Students To Camp Green Lake To Search For Oil

“This week you will have one task: Holes. You’ll be digging up as many holes as you can. No breaks and no water unless you can find something for me. Something golden and rich. Something oily…”.

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Visiting The Only Chipotle In Your Country And Other Ways To Make Yourself Feel At Home While Abroad

“‘I missed home, I missed B.C., and I really, really missed the fiesta bowl from Addie’s,’ said Homsic.”

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7 Things We Found In Bill O’Brien’s Chin
YAWKEY ATHLETICS CENTER – The New England Classic would like to congratulate Bill O’Brien on becoming the Boston College Head Football Coach. He comes from a proud lineage of Boston College graduates and chasmic chin-bearers, sporting a flesh bib that even Jay Leno wants to steal. At O’Brien’s introductory... Read more
Freshman Failing Lit Core Claims Taylor Swift’s “The Tortured Poets Department” Is “Literally Her”

‘Well, Travis obviously inspired a lot on the album. I feel the same inspiration for my Insta stories from my boyfriend, Noah. He was a second string quarterback in high school, so… we get it.’

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Uh Oh! Someone Just Mentioned Taylor Swift Around A 5’5” Man Who Loves Football
WHOVILLE — As Superbowl parties and parlays caked the American landscape this past Sunday, many fans of the game flocked to their television screens to view the biggest American sporting event of the year. Some of America’s biggest superstars, like Taylor Swift, Ice Spice, and Lady Gaga, were able... Read more
LTE: I Don’t Think I Can Dance For 100 Days

“It has recently come to my attention that I, a humble Boston College senior, must begin a journey of a lifetime come nightfall. I unwittingly have signed myself up to dance for 100 days.”

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Uh-oh! My Guy Best Friend Says I Know His Crush “Really Well”

“After the dinner, Ian sent Olivia his daily ‘Goodnight Liv <3' message, and Olivia responded with her daily 'Night bud!'"

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10 Surefire Ways To Secure Beanpot Tickets

However, the Classic has come across an exclusive list of the tasks required for students to get their grubby little mitts on some highly-coveted tickets to the big game.

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Chocolate Bar Introduces Screens To Entertain Impatient iPad Kids

At press time, drooling students were seen gathering in a concert-sized crowd as the lead student completed an extremely difficult level of Geometry Dash — with a hydraulic press video in the background.

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