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Uh Oh! West Coaster Mistakes Arts Fest For Coachella

After Two Friends’ cancellation and a sold out Chainsmoker’s concert for LDOC, students should be ecstatic about Boston College’s very own Coachella: Arts Fest!

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Tsunami Doomsday Preppers Convince Students To Walk Around Campus In Goggles

Hundreds of students have been seen hitting the Plex, sitting in class, and dining at the Rat, all while wearing goggles on their big, fat foreheads. We sent our reporters to the quad to find out why.

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Inside Scoop! Two Friends 10 Back Up Excuses for Fading MarMon Released
THE MOD LOT — As the kegs were tapped, the runners were bused to Hopkinton, and the cops mounted their bicycles, an eerie silence fell over the Mod Lot. Much to the chagrin of the twenty freshmen who had purchased tickets, the white men responsible for “Big Bootie Mixes... Read more
Res To Be Drained To Develop ChatBCT

ChatBCT, currently in its beta version, is part of a new modernization initiative that hopes to bring BC into the future

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10 Things You Can Co Now That Lent Is Over
10 Things You Can Do Now That Lent Is Over ST IGNATIUS CHAPEL — After 40 long days of sacrifice, spiritual reflection, and self-improvement, the arrival of Easter marks a turning point for Catholics near and far. Whether you gave up sweet treats, soda, Tik Tok, or simply gave... Read more
Musical Theater Fan Asserts No Kings Protest Stole The Idea From Hamilton

“I was like WAITTTTTT…I think I’ve seen something like this before,” said Skyler Teatre (MCAS ‘28). “They literally just copied Lin Manuel Miranda’s play!”

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Fun! Your Upstairs Neighbor Is Practicing Their Tap Dancing For Showdown!

As Showdown grows closer, Boston College dance teams frantically prepare for their dance performances. Fuego members work tirelessly to hide their top-secret dance theme (Latin culture). Sexual Chocolate practices with its surprise on-stage guests: the nuns of St. Mary’s convent. Most relevant to you, Boston College On Tap members tap away on your ceiling all day and all night. 

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ROTC Battalion “Liberates” Mod Party They Weren’t Invited To

On March 25th at 0100 hours, the Boston College Sigma Battalion led a ground invasion into Mod 1B after hours of tension and communication delays between alleged “friends.”

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LTE: We’re “Two Friends,” But I Want To Be More Than Friends

When Friend #1 and I first started this journey, we really were just friends, but something slowly started to change. I always think of those early days in college remixing God’s Plan by Drake and Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac, standing so close we were practically sharing the same breath. We were two friends but one body working perfectly in unison.

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Student With Banking Return Offer Brags About Not Studying Anymore

Though Peemorgan’s post-graduate schedule will involve mergers and acquisitions in New York, he felt there was no better way to cap off his holistic Boston College experience than to enroll in a 4000-level history elective for “shits and gigs.” 

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