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LEAKED! Ten Things BC Also Spends The Least On Besides Football Hot

Big Issues Butler Lists September 23, 2026

“After tense deliberations across all factions of the school, Father Jack Butler has decided to release a comprehensive spending report to ‘counteract the initial shock of the Times’ blasphemous article.'”

Eaters Rejoice As Women’s Center Now Offers “Cookie Mondays”

Campus Culture WTF September 21, 2026

Every Monday, the girls gather to munch cookies straight from the box, all while washing them down with the event’s signature accompaniments: oat milk and cranberry juice. Organizers insist the event is exactly what it sounds like: women coming together to eat cookies.

Junior Girl Abroad Takes Pill in Ibiza to Fulfill Cultural Diversity Core Hot

Abroad Campus Culture Student Life September 17, 2026

The university originally rejected Rall’s proposal, noting that spending 36 hours in “Ibitha” and telling everyone she is “basically fluent,” did not constitute becoming a global citizen. Administrators reversed the decision Monday after CAB announced Posner, known for the hit “I took a pill in Ibiza” as the Stokes Set Headliner.

Due To Budget Cuts, UMaine Game To Have Gloving Show At Halftime

Sports September 16, 2026

Aspiring glovers may be seen practicing their twirls and tuts in the Williams basement, dark corners of Stokes, and the Lyons bathroom.

10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication

Lists Sex Student Life September 15, 2026

“Always use protection! Protect your phone and yourself from viruses by verifying your slink with duo push!”

Econ Major Larps As CSOM Student

Big Issues Campus Culture September 14, 2026

Concerned roommates of economics major Poe Zur (MCAS ‘29), reached out to The Classic detailing Zur’s worrying behavior in past weeks. “Bro leaves the eight-man head to toe in Peter Millar,” one Walsh roommate said. “After that, I never saw him. Poe’s either in Fulton pretending to be busy on Excel or crushing Colorado Kool-Aids at Circle.” Another roommate then asked if The Classic would shadow Zur for the day; our findings were shocking.

Student With Victim Complex Enrolls In Victimology, Expects An Easy A

Big Issues School September 9, 2026

Whether it be an interest in criminal behavior or a handcuff kink that initially draws students to the class, most students hope to leave Ann Burgess’ course with a new perspective on deviance.

UHS Hands Out Free Cigarettes To Promote Chainsmokers Concert Hot

Campus Culture Student Life September 9, 2026

UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICES — To help build excitement for the upcoming Chainsmokers concert, UHS has begun handing out free cigarettes. The hope is that students will be inspired to listen while they smoke and end up hooked on the EDM-pop sounds of Alex Palland and Drew Taggart. “Thanks to... Read more

People Have Never Been More Supportive Of My Two-Mile Monday Jog

Boston Campus Culture Uncategorized September 9, 2026

Monday mornings, Jo Gurr (LSEHD ‘26) always takes a 2.61 mile jaunt along Commonwealth Avenue. This Monday, Gurr found passerby to be extremely uplifting and enthusiastic about her getting in daily exercise.

CSOM Student Photographing Cherry Blossoms Will One Day Finance The Amazon’s Deforestation Hot

Big Issues Student Life September 9, 2026

With the blooming of cherry trees across campus, Boston College students have been rushing to take a photo with the trees to make their Hinge profile look less pathetic.