Student Who Moved Home Just Now Realizing His Parents Got Divorced
HolidaysStudent Life December 9, 2020
“If the bomb is found and deactivated successfully, the student responsible will win a free personal training session at the Plex, along with a $20 Flat Breads gift card. If the device is not found, the scale of destruction could be incomprehensible. “
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“At press time, hundreds of New Jerseryan students were queued up at the Newton Center Shell station, waiting for someone else to pump their gas.”
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Much like this year’s forbidden Thanksgiving gatherings nationwide, dinner on The Heights will be bland, tough to swallow, and overwhelmingly white.
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Five Things to Convert Your Friend’s Room Into After They Leave for Break
Campus CultureHolidays November 16, 2020
The number one request of all Boston College students from 2005-2019 has been more meat lockers available to undergrads.
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Six Polite Ways To Get Your Roommates To Stop Listening To Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving
Campus CultureHolidays November 10, 2020
“Have your roommates already started listening to Christmas music? If you answered ‘yes’ or ‘possibly’ or ‘I CANNOT THINK STRAIGHT ENOUGH TO READ THIS BECAUSE THAT CATCHY SNOWMISER/HEATMISER SONG FROM The Year Without a Santa Claus IS ALREADY STUCK IN MY HEAD,’ we have you covered with six polite ways to get your roommates to stop playing Christmas music so early.”
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Spooky: Roommate Seriously Considering Sexy RBG Costume
Campus CultureHolidaysSpooky October 30, 2020
“Executive Vice President Michael Lochhead and Director of University Health Services Dr. Douglas Comeau were spotted by a source close to The Classic Early Monday morning, steering a replica version of Christopher Columbus’s Pinto on some sort of homage reenactment in the Caribbean Sea.”
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