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BC Dining Announces New Leprechaun Meat Burger

To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, BC Dining recently announced that it will serve a special Leprechaun Burger. The traditional Gaelic delight consists of a ground-leprechaun patty and will be offered in all dining halls from March 9th to 17th.

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Mar-a-Lago Named Top Spring Break Destination For BC Republicans

After midterms, Boston College students head off to a variety of destinations. As some students go on service trips to feel like a good person, the majority of BC Republicans head out for a pilgrimage to Trump’s fiefdom: Mar-a-Lago.

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Romantic! Long Distance E-Sex Scheduled On Public Google Calendar

Students get their hopes up that their situationship will snap them back by the big day, disinterested boyfriends same-day ship gold-painted roses from TikTok shop, and long-distance couples organize a call for some quality time semi-together.

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14 Things YOUR (Yes YOUR) Stupid Ass Did While Blacked Out This Halloweekend

Did I say something to my friends that I shouldn’t have? Did I get a little too silly and text my ex again? We’re here to put some of these stressful questions to bed. It’s so much worse. You really fucked up. Here’s just some of what you got up to these last few days:

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Spooky! Your Situationship Wants To Do A Couples Costume

As students across BC College’s campus prepare their scariest costumes for Halloween, some are in for a spookier time than others. Any bachelor will tell you that few possibilities fuel their nightmares like the idea of defining a relationship. 

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The Worst Person You Know Just Reminded You They’re NOT Going To Nashville For Fall Break

“To be honest, when my friends told me they were going to Nashville, I was pretty disappointed in them,” said Lou Zerr (MCAS ‘26). “As a free thinker, there’s just something that a weekend drinking in Nashville couldn’t give me. I think I need something a little more enriching.”

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Marathon Runner Revived By Pink Whitney Nip
HEARTBREAK HILL – After months of training and relentless Strava posts, Boston Marathon runners are finally gearing up to run for four hours without collapsing or shitting their pants. But the marathon runners aren’t the only ones who’ve been training for this day… Boston College students have been preparing... Read more
LTE: Jesus Ascended? I Thought That Was Girls-Only?

“What? How can he Ascend? That’s the girls only retreat and Jesus is literally the Son of God.”

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English Dept. Vacates Irish Studies Offices After 800-Year Occupation

“We didn’t even really do anything that bad, but I guess it was important to say something ahead of these St. Patty’s [sic] Day shenanigans,” read their attempt at an apology. “Sure, we might’ve reduced their discipline to a wee minor, bastardized their entire language, and deliberately poisoned all potatoes in their breakroom, but can I get a sláyyy-ante?!”

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Local Royalist Turns Ginger Run into Running of the Bulls

“Y’know I was eight pints deep making da rounds ‘round Mod 18B moving like a priest at last call, and next ting y’know I’m horn-to-arse with a feckin’ bull charging at me like I owed it a fiver,” said Róisín MacDonagh, one of 17 redheads on the BC Irish Dance team. “My heart still felt for the poor ting y’know. Probably had no granny who loved him. No granpappy to sing it lullabies, let me tell ya.”

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