BC Sends Students To Stonehenge To “Figure It Out”
Big IssuesLeahyService November 1, 2021
“We’re kind of curious on, like, how they did it. They didn’t have cranes then, to my knowledge, so they must have used their hands. Now for those back home, these things are heavy–big rocks,” said “Little” Lisa Thorax (LSOE ’22) over zoom. “We were collected by the president–BC wanted their best applied psych majors, to apply our psych.”
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Father Leahy supposedly told the senior staff assembled that he would “not let it look like we’re copying those Ivy League fucks,” his frock crumbling with disdain as if it were flustered as well.
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Dwight Jesse (MCAS ’25), one of the students designing the pool, offered some valuable insight: “He really turned himself into a whale. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.”
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10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Be At The Boston Logan International Airport
BostonCampus CultureLeahyStudent LifeUncategorized April 16, 2021
“I didn’t end up having the virus, but just like the Four Loko, that shit cleaned me out. Lots of stuff resurfaced—turns out Jesus and I have a couple of things in common, like mad daddy issues.”
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Red Bandana Game Canceled Amid Covid Concerns; BC Schedules Two 9/11s For 2021
Campus CultureLeahyWTF November 14, 2020
“To create a more equitable situation, as well as make up for lost revenue, BC will simply schedule two 9/11s for the 2021/22 football season.
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“I AM LLIB YHAEL, ARBITER OF JUSTICE,” screamed the otherworldly abomination. “MY GUNS DISPERSE JUDGEMENT, MY SWORD CLEAVES IGNORANCE IN TWAIN!”
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Records Reveal Boston College Has Paid $0 In Income Tax For 150 Years
Big IssuesLeahySchoolWTF September 29, 2020