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FUCK! Marriage Pact Has The Apostrophe After His Class Year In Bio Hot

Student Life Feb 5, 2025

Lizrowmentic was taken aback. 'Honestly it wasn’t the quote or the 272:3,400 followers to following ratio, it was the fact that he put the apostrophe in the wrong place of his class year,' she said. Read more

Groundhog Saw His Shadow: 6 More Weeks Without Commitment From Situationship Hot

Big Issues Jan 31, 2025

According to Hayter, the ideal targets are emotionally weak and romantically inexperienced, so those... Read more

10 Questions The Marriage Pact Missed

Campus Culture Jan 30, 2025

"The Classic set out to research: How can we make the Marriage Pact even... Read more

Theater Kid Friend Could’ve Gone Broadway If He Hadn’t Torn His ACL

Campus Culture Jan 29, 2025

Alas, one fateful day during his senior year production of SpongeBob: The Musical, Threat’s... Read more

Did You Feel That? The Earthquake Or My Hookup From The Other Night

Freshmen Jan 28, 2025

The only thing Gasom felt was a little rug burn down there. Little did... Read more
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