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What To Do When Your French Roommate Jean-Pierre Labeouf Won’t Stop Putting Cigarette Ash In Your House Plants Even Though You Specifically Asked Him Not To Hot

WTF Apr 20, 2019

Ugh, Jean-Pierre. Even saying his name makes you wince, like you just took a bite of a really shitty lemon. A lemon called Labeouf. Read more

This Article Is Just 11 GIFs Of Kevin Spilling The Chili, And We Know You Sheeple Will Still Love It Hot

WTF Apr 19, 2019

Why even bother writing a lede? Why bother putting effort into our content? Why... Read more

Perfectly Healthy Freshman Male Sure Is Going Through A Lot Of Tissues Hot

Sex Apr 18, 2019

MEDEIROS HALL C39 — On Wednesday, Richard Holder (MCAS ’22) noticed that his roommate... Read more

CSOM Bad Hot

School Apr 17, 2019

FULTON HALL — A report been done has say that CSOM bad. This report... Read more

Regular Old Tyrion Lannister Tries To Turn ‘Thrones’ Conversation Into Sex

Campus Culture Apr 16, 2019

“I’ve actually been thinking a lot about Jorah, in the books he doesn’t really... Read more