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Help! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wear A Drake Maye Mask During Sex Until The Super Bowl

Boston Feb 7, 2026

In an interview with Pat “Pat Sloveer” Sloveer (CSOM ‘28) and his girlfriend, Pykmeigh Gurrell (CSON ‘29), the couple shared how they have brought Drake Maye into their intimate lives—for the sake of all of New England. Read more

“Technically By Credits, I’m A Senior” Says 30-Year-Old Man At The 100 Days Dance

Campus Culture Feb 6, 2026

“Technically by credits, I’m a senior this year,” says Cho Pedunc (MCAS ‘18, MCAS... Read more

UGBC President Saw Their Shadow, Six More Weeks Until UGBC Statement On ICE Hot

Big Issues Feb 6, 2026

After Punxsutawney Phil declared his shadow seen on Fox News, President Dewchitt was quick... Read more

Earl Grant Spotted Scouting Upper Basketball Courts Before Virginia Game

Freshmen Jan 31, 2026

Boston College men’s basketball has had some major losses recently, namely UMass and their... Read more

UHS Offers Virtual STD Screenings Over Snow Day

Sex Jan 29, 2026

UHS announced on Sunday that they would be offering, for one day and one... Read more
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