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LEAKED! Ten Things BC Also Spends The Least On Besides Football Hot

Big Issues Sep 23, 2026

"After tense deliberations across all factions of the school, Father Jack Butler has decided to release a comprehensive spending report to 'counteract the initial shock of the Times' blasphemous article.'" Read more

Eaters Rejoice As Women’s Center Now Offers “Cookie Mondays”

Campus Culture Sep 21, 2026

Every Monday, the girls gather to munch cookies straight from the box, all while... Read more

Junior Girl Abroad Takes Pill in Ibiza to Fulfill Cultural Diversity Core Hot

Abroad Sep 17, 2026

The university originally rejected Rall’s proposal, noting that spending 36 hours in “Ibitha” and... Read more

Due To Budget Cuts, UMaine Game To Have Gloving Show At Halftime

Sports Sep 16, 2026

Aspiring glovers may be seen practicing their twirls and tuts in the Williams basement,... Read more

10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication

Lists Sep 15, 2026

"Always use protection! Protect your phone and yourself from viruses by verifying your slink... Read more
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