Unlike The Circle Bouncer, Mom Won’t Let You Drink EVEN If You Slip Her A $20
Drinking Nov 28, 2024
How could this be? You’re 18 (literally an adult), and you are in college. No way your uptight parents aren’t going to let you get sloppy drunk on the best holiday of the year. Read more
Freshman Who Read “Allegory Of The Cave” Insistent That He Is Too Old For Kids Table
Freshmen Nov 27, 2024
He truly understands now that sometimes punching your friends in the balls as a... Read more
Student Who Applied To Collage Confused Why No Classes Use Paper Mache
Student Life Nov 25, 2024
“Over the last 4 years, I’ve been telling my friends and family that I... Read more
UNC vs. BC: Is This Elder Abuse?
BOB Nov 23, 2024
Countless messages in the class of 2025 group me indicate that an “unc” ticket... Read more
Uh-oh! Turns Out We’re Playing A FAKE School In Hockey Tonight
Sports Nov 22, 2024
When Purter called the school’s athletics office to confirm tonight’s lines, he was met... Read more