The New England Classic

Unlike The Circle Bouncer, Mom Won’t Let You Drink EVEN If You Slip Her A $20

Drinking Nov 28, 2024

How could this be? You’re 18 (literally an adult), and you are in college. No way your uptight parents aren’t going to let you get sloppy drunk on the best holiday of the year.  Read more

Freshman Who Read “Allegory Of The Cave” Insistent That He Is Too Old For Kids Table

Freshmen Nov 27, 2024

He truly understands now that sometimes punching your friends in the balls as a... Read more

Student Who Applied To Collage Confused Why No Classes Use Paper Mache

Student Life Nov 25, 2024

“Over the last 4 years, I’ve been telling my friends and family that I... Read more

UNC vs. BC: Is This Elder Abuse?

BOB Nov 23, 2024

Countless messages in the class of 2025 group me indicate that an “unc” ticket... Read more

Uh-oh! Turns Out We’re Playing A FAKE School In Hockey Tonight

Sports Nov 22, 2024

When Purter called the school’s athletics office to confirm tonight’s lines, he was met... Read more
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