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NASDAQ To Headline Modstocks, Dow Jones To Open

Campus Culture Apr 23, 2019

WALL STREET — NASDAQ will headline this year’s Modstocks, the Campus Activities Board (CAB) announced Tuesday. Dow Jones, 2019 Battle of the Bonds winner, will open for the annual spring trading event. Last year’s headliner, the S&P 500, faced... Read more

“Hey, How Was Your Brake?” Asks Guy Inquiring About Roommate’s Car Inspection

Holidays Apr 22, 2019

IGNACIO HALL—Jeff Lube (MCAS ’19) received some interesting information yesterday when he asked his... Read more

What To Do When Your French Roommate Jean-Pierre Labeouf Won’t Stop Putting Cigarette Ash In Your House Plants Even Though You Specifically Asked Him Not To

WTF Apr 20, 2019

Ugh, Jean-Pierre. Even saying his name makes you wince, like you just took a... Read more

This Article Is Just 11 GIFs Of Kevin Spilling The Chili, And We Know You Sheeple Will Still Love It

WTF Apr 19, 2019

Why even bother writing a lede? Why bother putting effort into our content? Why... Read more

Perfectly Healthy Freshman Male Sure Is Going Through A Lot Of Tissues

Sex Apr 18, 2019

MEDEIROS HALL C39 — On Wednesday, Richard Holder (MCAS ’22) noticed that his roommate... Read more
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