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UNKNOWN LOCATION—It’s finally here. The day of Stokes Set, the first since the 2019-2020 academic year. Our esteemed CAB has sorted through and selected only the best, most qualified artist to perform to the masses of Eagles—the guy they...
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CAB spokesperson Kyle Crab (MCAS ’23) responded to the allegations via Instagram story. “We...
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Walsh Hall— Last Friday night, during the peak hours of elevator usage in Walsh...
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Dwight Jesse (MCAS ’25), one of the students designing the pool, offered some valuable...
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Students expressed widespread indignation Monday when Prof. Patrick Lanzoni requested “just the ugly kids”...
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