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Stokes Set: How Bryce Vine Lost His Way Hot

Uncategorized Sep 18, 2021

UNKNOWN LOCATION—It’s finally here. The day of Stokes Set, the first since the 2019-2020 academic year. Our esteemed CAB has sorted through and selected only the best, most qualified artist to perform to the masses of Eagles—the guy they... Read more

“Send Stokes Set,” Pleads CAB Anonymously Hot

Campus Culture Sep 17, 2021

CAB spokesperson Kyle Crab (MCAS ’23) responded to the allegations via Instagram story. “We... Read more

Weirdo Gets Power Trip From Pressing Walsh Elevator Buttons

Uncategorized Sep 16, 2021

Walsh Hall— Last Friday night, during the peak hours of elevator usage in Walsh... Read more

Father Leahy Becomes A Whale, Changes Tuition To Krill Hot

Leahy Sep 15, 2021

Dwight Jesse (MCAS ’25), one of the students designing the pool, offered some valuable... Read more

Professor Asks “Just The Ugly Kids” To Mask Up In Class Hot

Coronavirus Sep 14, 2021

Students expressed widespread indignation Monday when Prof. Patrick Lanzoni requested “just the ugly kids”... Read more
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