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Big Issues Feb 23, 2026

For the first time, each one of your classes has near perfect attendance. A total of 249/250 people in your 9:00 AM lecture are all happy, present, and ready to learn! Your professor is so proud of them. But... Read more

Kostka Girls Spotted Tanning As February Temperatures Reach A Record 42 Degrees Hot

Campus Culture Feb 20, 2026

Spring has sprung on Boston College’s campus, with the 18 inches of snow on... Read more

Seven Duos We Think Should Compete In The Doubles Luge And Why Hot

Lists Feb 19, 2026

As the Winter Olympics reach full swing, and countless midterm study opportunities are squandered... Read more

Chat-GPT, Please Summarize My Environmental Ethics Readings

School Feb 18, 2026

Malkingdom explained to the Classic that her “stupid fucking idiotic ethics class assigns like... Read more

Romantic! Long Distance E-Sex Scheduled On Public Google Calendar

Abroad Feb 13, 2026

Students get their hopes up that their situationship will snap them back by the... Read more
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