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Troy Bolton? Fowler Forced To Choose Between Love For Tap Dancing And Hockey Hot

Campus Culture Apr 11, 2024

“I’m petrified,” said Jacob Fowler (CSOM ‘27) “People know me for who I am on the ice, but I feel most myself on the stage…The rhythm of my shoes clicking and clacking as I hop and prance, it’s the... Read more

Slimers Stuns at Green Careers Night Hot

Uncategorized Apr 10, 2024

"In a shock to all, Slimer, the Mean Green Ghost from Ghostbusters, slithered into... Read more

LTE From The Moon Club President

Campus Culture Apr 8, 2024

Everyone won’t shut up about summer and tanning and blah blah blah. Who fucking... Read more

Barrel of Oil To Replace Baldwin As BC Mascot

Uncategorized Apr 6, 2024

ST. EXXON CHAPEL– BC University Spokesman Jack Dunn issued a statement on Friday announcing... Read more

Leahy Announces Complete Deforestation Of Newton Woods To Prevent Lame Parties

Leahy Apr 4, 2024

Ax observed the tree’s inability to photosynthesize following second hand Mango Crave exposure, along... Read more
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