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English Dept. Vacates Irish Studies Offices After 800-Year Occupation

Abroad Mar 14, 2025

“We didn’t even really do anything that bad, but I guess it was important to say something ahead of these St. Patty’s Day shenanigans,” read their attempt at an apology. “Sure, we might’ve reduced their discipline to a... Read more

Local Royalist Turns Ginger Run into Running of the Bulls

Abroad Mar 14, 2025

“Y’know I was eight pints deep making da rounds ‘round Mod 18B moving like... Read more

Reslife Builds Houseboats On Res To Combat Lack Of Housing Hot

Abroad Mar 13, 2025

The Fleet’s application demographic has skewed prominently female, with a high concentration of Philosophy,... Read more

Inspired By Trump’s New Immigration Policies, Leahy Creates A Newton Travel Ban Hot

Big Issues Mar 12, 2025

“They come in here and steal everything,” said Nobe Itches, an Upper Campus freshman... Read more

Nation Experiences Egg Shortage After Baldwin Gives Up Sex For Lent Hot

Baldwin Mar 11, 2025

In his statement, Baldwin admitted his decision was not an easy one. Only after... Read more
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