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Sex
Eddie Pess (CSOM ’25) reached out to the Classic to talk about his anxieties and to broadcast his plea to the rest of the student body: “Oh gosh, guys. I sure hope nobody fucks my mom.”
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Campus Culture
Kyle began, binoculars in hand: “I spy with my little eye… something green!” obviously...
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WTF
The investigative journalists at The New England Classic have obtained Kyle’s setlist for Stokes...
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Sports
After witnessing several muffed handoffs and fumbles of his resume, the Classic was able...
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