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Due To Budget Cuts, UMaine Game To Have Gloving Show At Halftime

Sports Sep 16, 2026

Aspiring glovers may be seen practicing their twirls and tuts in the Williams basement, dark corners of Stokes, and the Lyons bathroom. Read more

10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication Hot

Lists Sep 15, 2026

"Always use protection! Protect your phone and yourself from viruses by verifying your slink... Read more

Econ Major Larps As CSOM Student

Big Issues Sep 14, 2026

Concerned roommates of economics major Poe Zur (MCAS ‘29), reached out to The Classic... Read more

Student With Victim Complex Enrolls In Victimology, Expects An Easy A

Big Issues Sep 9, 2026

Whether it be an interest in criminal behavior or a handcuff kink that initially... Read more

Tabling A Cappella Groups Ask BC “What That Throat Do?”

Campus Culture Sep 9, 2026

The Acoustics tried to give a solution but no one listens to the Acoustics... Read more
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