The New England Classic

Roommate Weirdly Insistent You Don’t Fuck His Mom Hot

Sex Sep 28, 2022

Eddie Pess (CSOM ’25) reached out to the Classic to talk about his anxieties and to broadcast his plea to the rest of the student body: “Oh gosh, guys. I sure hope nobody fucks my mom.” Read more

Local Inventor Excited About Patents Weekend Hot

Campus Culture Sep 27, 2022

“I could've sworn I heard it was Patents Weekend. I thought it would be... Read more

ICYMI: Kyle Leads 3-Hour Game Of ISpy Hot

Campus Culture Sep 26, 2022

Kyle began, binoculars in hand: “I spy with my little eye… something green!” obviously... Read more

EXCLUSIVE: Kyle’s Leaked Setlist For Stokes Set Hot

WTF Sep 24, 2022

The investigative journalists at The New England Classic have obtained Kyle’s setlist for Stokes... Read more

Phil Jurkovec Spotted At Business Career Fair Hot

Sports Sep 23, 2022

After witnessing several muffed handoffs and fumbles of his resume, the Classic was able... Read more