Overzealous RA Confiscates Resident’s Alcohol Functional Group
Dorm StuffDrinkingResLife October 8, 2024
“Hugh is brazen and obviously wreckless,” said Ranie. “He didn’t even care enough to try and hide the alcohol.”
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RD Strip Poker: What Your RA Really Does With Your “Paraphernalia” Folding Table
Dorm StuffResLife September 30, 2024
RAs gather from across campus, arriving at Bapst 15 minutes before close and leaving in only gray Freshman ResHall shirts—courtesy of Strzepoker after the RAs had lost their clothes, dignity, and dining dollars.
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Newton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife
Dorm StuffListsResLife March 14, 2024
Rather than fix the broken housing process or invest in any quality housing options, Reslife has instead supplied the Classic with a list of suggested alternatives to traditional housing.
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“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact
Dorm StuffResLife April 3, 2023
Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.
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Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now
Big IssuesCampus CultureOpinionResLife February 20, 2023
Passive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning
Dorm StuffResLifeStudent Life October 20, 2022
Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.
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Freshmen RA’s Now Offer A Goodnight Kiss To Homesick Residents
Dorm StuffFreshmenResLife October 19, 2022
With the removal of all Covid restrictions on campus, the Residence Hall Association is delighted to announce that Resident Advisors will now offer goodnight kisses to all homesick students.
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Top 10 Reasons CoRo Is The Best Sophomore Housing!
ResLife April 27, 2022
Freshman year went by way too fast. Now you have a chance to experience the year all over again (except you Don’t know anyone around you! Yes!)
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Sadly, much like Julius Caesar or Meghan Markle, many students are about to find themselves stabbed in the back by those they once called friends.
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