ResLife Announces Rebrand To “Eight-Womans” For Women’s History Month
Dorm StuffResLifeStudent Life March 12, 2026
On top of the horror that International Women’s Day was only 23 hours, women across campus suddenly discover they are on the Newton → Coro → 2150 pipeline.
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Boston College Announces Plans To Open New Satellite Campus In Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland
Big IssuesCampus CultureResLife January 22, 2026
As part of President Donald J. Trump’s plan to annex Greenland, Trump has been working to establish an educational institute in the soon-to-be 51st state.
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ResLife Announces New 5-Man Suites In Alignment With Recent Vatican Announcement
Dorm StuffJesuitsResLife September 2, 2025
This new housing opportunity allows BC students to live together with their four closest “friends,” just like the Pope.
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Splitting the G? You Mean Splitting My G-Friendships in Housing Week?
Dorm StuffFreshmenResLife March 17, 2025
Molly Malone (MCAS ’28) believed her seven “literal besties” planned to split into blocked quads when they didn’t get an 8-man pick time. When she learned they skipped quad day to try for a 6-man, things got messier than freshmen at Circle.
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The Fleet’s application demographic has skewed prominently female, with a high concentration of Philosophy, Art History, and Political Science majors. “I mean me and all the girls studied abroad in Amsterdam last spring, and it was truly life changing,” said Didi Telyaistudydabrawd (MCAS ‘25).
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Overzealous RA Confiscates Resident’s Alcohol Functional Group
Dorm StuffDrinkingResLife October 8, 2024
“Hugh is brazen and obviously wreckless,” said Ranie. “He didn’t even care enough to try and hide the alcohol.”
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RD Strip Poker: What Your RA Really Does With Your “Paraphernalia” Folding Table
Dorm StuffResLife September 30, 2024
RAs gather from across campus, arriving at Bapst 15 minutes before close and leaving in only gray Freshman ResHall shirts—courtesy of Strzepoker after the RAs had lost their clothes, dignity, and dining dollars.
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Newton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife
Dorm StuffListsResLife March 14, 2024
Rather than fix the broken housing process or invest in any quality housing options, Reslife has instead supplied the Classic with a list of suggested alternatives to traditional housing.
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“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact
Dorm StuffResLife April 3, 2023
Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.
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Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now
Big IssuesCampus CultureOpinionResLife February 20, 2023