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“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact

Dorm Stuff ResLife April 3, 2023

Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.

Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now

Big Issues Campus Culture Opinion ResLife February 20, 2023

MCELROY COMMONS– In today’s modern labor market, the true “9-5” may be going out of business. Replacing it are a slew of recently popularized streams of passive income. Students at BC are determined to not be left behind in the obsolete 9-5 world, and are constantly looking for ways... Read more

Passive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning

Dorm Stuff ResLife Student Life October 20, 2022

Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.

Freshmen RA’s Now Offer A Goodnight Kiss To Homesick Residents

Dorm Stuff Freshmen ResLife October 19, 2022

With the removal of all Covid restrictions on campus, the Residence Hall Association is delighted to announce that Resident Advisors will now offer goodnight kisses to all homesick students.

Top 10 Reasons CoRo Is The Best Sophomore Housing!

ResLife April 27, 2022

Freshman year went by way too fast. Now you have a chance to experience the year all over again (except you Don’t know anyone around you! Yes!)

5 Signs That Your Sorry Ass Got Dropped From The 8-Man

ResLife Spooky Student Life March 8, 2021

Sadly, much like Julius Caesar or Meghan Markle, many students are about to find themselves stabbed in the back by those they once called friends.

Ten Dorm Decorations That Are Absolutely Red Flags

Dorm Stuff ResLife Student Life February 25, 2021

Whether you’re going over to someone’s dorm to seal the deal, work with a classmate on a group project, or you’re an RA who’s about to inform residents that they’ve been suspended by the University — nothing says more about the person living in a room than how they... Read more

Campus Ninth Men Unionize To Avoid Living On CoRo

Dorm Stuff Freshmen ResLife February 18, 2020

STUART HALL — In a press conference Tuesday morning, “ninth men” across campus announced that they have officially formed a union. The leader of the new union, Sarah Shaughnessy (MCAS ’21), spoke to reporters at the event. “For too long, the folks in the ninth spot in a room... Read more

Freshman Relieved To Discover Sex Is Banned In Campus Dorms

Dorm Stuff ResLife Sex October 10, 2019

DUCHESNE EAST—After actually deciding to read the Boston College housing policy, Jack McElroy (MCAS ‘23) was elated to discover that sex is banned in campus dorms. The policy, which states that “sexual activity between or among members of the same or opposite sex is prohibited in the residence halls,”... Read more

SAP Releases Fake “Community Map,” Claims Newton Campus Is Part Of The BC Community

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff ResLife October 1, 2019

DEVLIN HALL — The Student Admissions Program (SAP) came under fire Tuesday afternoon after a controversial press release stating Newton Campus is actually within the bounds of Main Campus. The release added that students on Newton could be assured that they would have an authentic experience of Chestnut Hill... Read more