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I Promise, It’s SO Fun! Trying To Explain The Newton Woods To Your Friend Who Goes To UTampa

Featured Newton Student Life October 16, 2024

Tuah ambushed Dofonder with stories of pool parties, “wild nights” at SAE, and pictures of the Malibu bottles adorning her dorm room window. When asked about the going out scene at BC, Dofonder was dumbfounded.

BC Ranked 189th In Free Speech: 10 Things You Can Now Say

Big Issues Featured September 17, 2024

BC is a free speech friendly campus! Boston College was recently ranked 189th out of 257 colleges and universities for free speech on campus. BC is proud to be ranked above universities such as Gulag State and Censorship Polytechnic.

BC Football Gets Sent To Glee Club

Big Issues Featured Sports September 6, 2023

At press time, the team was seen rehearsing a rendition of the cupid shuffle and getting slushies thrown in their face by the McKinley High football team.

Game Of Thrones Spin-Off “House Of Roncastle” Coming To HBO In Spring 2023

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff Featured October 17, 2022

House of Roncastle is to be a 10-episode-long tale of the illustrious Roncalli Hall, a safe haven for neglected and worthless sophomores of Boston College.

Athletes Exchange Scooters For Motorized Barbie Jeeps

Big Issues Featured WTF October 3, 2022

“This bad boy also has a sick audio system that can play 6 songs, a trunk to hold my empty backpack, and does NOT have seatbelts, so my adrenaline junkie self is really enjoying the rush it gives.”

Local Student Under International Investigation Following Incriminating “Slay Queen” Remarks

Big Issues Featured September 8, 2022

Chaos has erupted around the globe since the incredibly recent death of Queen Elizabeth as authorities everywhere scramble to rule out foul play. Although autopsies point to natural causes, one student is struggling to clear her name.

“Crappy Asstivities Bored” And 13 Other Alternate Acronyms For CAB

Campus Culture Featured April 21, 2022

Feel free to use any of these with your friends! Car Acquisition Board Cock and Balls Chowder and Biscuits Clowns and Bozo Crabs and Bivalves Cash and Bitches Crappy Asstivities Bored Clemson Always Bus Crimes Against Baldwin Cruisin’ Around Boston Christopher Andrew Bernard Club Au Baking Checks And Balances... Read more

Mac Remodel Unveiled, Mike@Mac Now Master Chief

Campus Culture Featured WTF February 5, 2022

McELROY COMMONS—With a much-needed face-lift to Carney Dining Room complete, students of the Upper Campus and CoRo communities have been abuzz about the changes to what has come to be called “New Mac.” Sleeker signage and brighter lighting have given the space a fresher look, while many have remarked... Read more

Professor Hosts Office Hours In Home On November 25th

Featured Holidays School November 24, 2021

CHESTNUT HILL — Late last night, all freshmen enrolled in the famous first-year seminar entitled Courage to Know (UNCS 2201) received a Canvas notification from their professor, Cue T. Pie. The announcement stated that despite the reprieve from classes Wednesday-Friday, Professor Pie would be holding office hours in her... Read more

Hafley Personally Nurses Players Back To Health

Featured Sports September 25, 2021

Adorned in maroon scrubs, Hafley addressed the Boston College community via Instagram Live late last night and committed himself to assuming personal responsibility for Jurkovec’s recovery. Hafley gently stirred chicken noodle soup as he declared the steps he would be taking to heal Jurkovec’s hand to thousands of viewers.