University Suspends Three Persons of God for Violating Guest Policy
CoronavirusDorm StuffDrinking October 5, 2020
“After we stuffed the Holy Spirit behind the shower curtain, I tried to explain that we’re Three Persons, One God, so we should be exempt… they couldn’t seem to grasp the concept. BC is really going to regret doing this. Do they know who my Father is?”
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DrinkingSportsStudent Life September 30, 2019
Well-Intentioned Douchebag Kinda Wishes He Went On Appa Instead Of Drinking For 7 Days
DrinkingServiceStudent Life March 10, 2019
“I have lots more pairings coming soon,” Rider said. “I just copped some tobacco pods, I think they’ll go really well with unflavored Rubi. I’ll probably expand into dab pen stuff soon, that market is growing so fast, you know?”
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Drinking November 29, 2018