Cool Dad Transported From Tailgate (For Routine Colonoscopy)
Big IssuesDrinking September 30, 2022
“It all happened so fast,” recalls Bruce McManus Jr. (CSOM ’23), who was witness to the episode. “One moment, I was crushing brews and tossing the pigskin with my old man. Next thing I knew, he’s getting examined for swollen/irritated tissues, polyps, or cancer in his large intestine!”
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Ultimate Frisbee Teams Throw Pizzas Across Comm. Ave, Receive Crazy Dough’s Sponsorship
BostonCampus CultureDrinking April 19, 2022
After getting the green light from the owner of Dough’s, Roni knew that she needed to get as many hands on deck as possible. She sent a text to Veggie Dude (CSOM ’22), captain of the Men’s Club Ultimate Frisbee team, to ask if his team could offer a few handlers. He was initially skeptical but eventually got on board. “I didn’t want to say yes at first because I knew I’d have a few beers in me, but then I remembered I play almost every club game drunk.”
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Former Fake ID Owners Spend Weekend at Build-a-Bear, Pump It Up
Big IssuesDrinking February 28, 2022
The remaining population of underage juniors have opted for a more dignified and exclusive option: playing in a private room for 2 hours at Pump It Up. Summer B. Irthday (MCAS ’23) explained to The Classic that she is part of the “silent majority” of underage juniors, and repeatedly reiterated that the rug burn on her knees and elbows are “not what you think.”
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One mod resident who didn’t receive a pick time reported hearing strange sounds throughout the night. “I’d hear, like, Shakira playing and think ‘Oh, he is having a party,’” said Tom Blamigan (LSOE ’22), “but then it’d be followed by the kind of sob that could only come from a grown man. Really guttural stuff. It was tough to listen to.”
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I thought fake ids were a myth – the type of thing you only see in Superbad. Like, it’s literally illegal. I’m a good kid. Sure, I like a good underage drink once in a while but identity theft?!
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Circle Tavern “Edgar Allan Poe Night” Offers Chains, Wine, And Cement Special
BostonDrinkingStudent Life October 19, 2021
Students Storm Field After Beating Newton North 24-20
Campus CultureDrinkingWTF September 29, 2021
“We’re confident that that will translate well to this week’s matchup at Clemson. In a lot of ways, Newton North and Clemson have very similar defensive styles.”
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“BC Before Dark” To Offer Sippy Cups For Little Stupid Babies Who Can’t Drink
Campus CultureDrinking April 12, 2021
“For the first time in a long time, I feel seen,” said Smalls Gerber (MCAS ’22)”
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