Records Reveal Boston College Has Paid $0 In Income Tax For 150 Years
Big IssuesLeahySchoolWTF September 29, 2020
LINDEN LANE — Owing to an anonymous source, The Classic has obtained Boston College’s tax records dating back to the early 1870s, giving the clearest picture of the University’s finances to date and revealing centuries of chronic tax evasion and seemingly complete impunity from the United States’ tax code.... Read more
The New England Classic’s Summer 2020 Vacation Travel Guide: Florida
Big IssuesCoronavirus July 27, 2020
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STOKES LAWN — A discovery by the NEC Sandwichlight team has uncovered multiple damning reports alleging that hundreds of Boston College students have suspicious smudges of dirt on their foreheads. Reports began piling up early this morning and have not died down all day. Junior Katy Chisim told The... Read more
The Rat Announces Popcorn-Chicken-Flavored Coffee
Big IssuesStudent Life February 19, 2020
LYONS HALL — Boston College Dining announced Wednesday that the Welch Dining Room, known colloquially by students as “The Rat (Rathskeller)” will begin serving New England Coffee’s new popcorn chicken blend this March. A recent Qualtrics study in the Boston College Class of 2021 Facebook group revealed that the... Read more
The NEC Endorses Mayors Quimby, West For UGBC President And VP
Big IssuesOpinionStudent Life February 11, 2020
Media outlets have a civic responsibility to conform their readers’ minds to their own way of thinking, and this is especially true in elections. With this in mind, The New England Classic endorses Mayor Joseph Fitzgerald O’Malley Fitzpatrick O’Donnell The Edge Quimby (CSOM ’22) and Mayor Adam West (MCAS... Read more
8 Things UGBC Candidates Aren’t Talking About
Big IssuesSchool February 4, 2020
With UGBC presidential elections coming up fast, the candidates have still not addressed the questions that we really care about, so we’ve compiled this list of topics and questions that we think the candidates have egregiously overlooked. 1) The destruction of the Meatball Obsession Stand. A year later, we... Read more
Addazio Fired, May Miss Bowl Game
AddazioBig Issues December 2, 2019
ALUMNI STADIUM — It was reported late Sunday evening that Steve Addazio was dismissed from his position as head coach of the Boston College football team, and, as a result, may miss the team’s bowl game against a to-be-determined opponent later this December. The news comes less than twenty-four... Read more
Student Services: “Pee After Registration Or You’ll Get A UIS”
Big IssuesCampus CultureUncategorized November 19, 2019
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Student Vapers Decide To Play It Safe And Chain Smoke Cigarettes
Big IssuesBostonCampus Culture September 26, 2019
RICHDALE FOOD SHOPS — After Governor Charlie Baker finalized the state-wide vape ban on Tuesday, Boston College Juulers announced their plans to take the “responsible course of action” and begin chain smoking cigarettes until electronic vaping devices are declared completely safe. “I know exactly how horrible cigarettes are for... Read more
O’NEILL LIBRARY — Conservative author and commentator Ben Shapiro announced last Friday that he has finalized the purchase of both Bapst Library and O’Neill Library, in an effort to “truly own the libs, once and for all.” Boston College officially verified the acquisition in an email to students and... Read more