Res To Be Drained To Develop ChatBCT
Big IssuesBoston April 10, 2026
ChatBCT, currently in its beta version, is part of a new modernization initiative that hopes to bring BC into the future
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10 Things You Can Co Now That Lent Is Over
Big IssuesJesuits April 8, 2026
Musical Theater Fan Asserts No Kings Protest Stole The Idea From Hamilton
Big IssuesCampus Culture April 2, 2026
“I was like WAITTTTTT…I think I’ve seen something like this before,” said Skyler Teatre (MCAS ‘28). “They literally just copied Lin Manuel Miranda’s play!”
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Panic Spreads As Roanoke APPA Group Disappears Over Spring Break
Big IssuesServiceWTF March 11, 2026
The unknowing group of upstanding Boston College students embarked on their quest to be better than us and take Instagram pictures, but nobody could’ve expected what was to come. On their quest to love, learn, and serve while everyone was blacked out in the Caribbean, it seemed their group’s ambitions were too great and holy for this world to fathom.
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While their other teams visited nursing homes and fundraising, men’s hockey took a trip to Chestnut Hill, and, in what seems to be a gross misunderstanding of the definition and context of the word ‘senior’ gifted two Boston College seniors with what can only be described as a lifetime of wishes come true.
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Mar-a-Lago Named Top Spring Break Destination For BC Republicans
Big IssuesHolidaysStudent Life March 1, 2026
After midterms, Boston College students head off to a variety of destinations. As some students go on service trips to feel like a good person, the majority of BC Republicans head out for a pilgrimage to Trump’s fiefdom: Mar-a-Lago.
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ALERT: Everyone Else Is In Class Today, Idiot! Now Your Professor Hates You
Big IssuesCampus CultureWTF February 23, 2026
For the first time, each one of your classes has near perfect attendance. A total of 249/250 people in your 9:00 AM lecture are all happy, present, and ready to learn! Your professor is so proud of them. But you, you specifically, are absent. Fucking moron! Everyone is laughing at you!
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UGBC President Saw Their Shadow, Six More Weeks Until UGBC Statement On ICE
Big IssuesStudent Life February 6, 2026
After Punxsutawney Phil declared his shadow seen on Fox News, President Dewchitt was quick to relay the news to the rest of the UGBC senate. In an emoji-filled message sent to the UGBC discord titled “UGBC4LIFE????????” on Monday, February 2nd, Dewchitt affirmed, “the ICE stuff is gonna have to wait ???? i dont make the rules — the beaver does ????.”
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Boston College Announces Plans To Open New Satellite Campus In Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland
Big IssuesCampus CultureResLife January 22, 2026
As part of President Donald J. Trump’s plan to annex Greenland, Trump has been working to establish an educational institute in the soon-to-be 51st state.
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WASP Infestation In The Theology Department: Boston College Catholics Are Stung
Big IssuesSchool November 14, 2025
It all started when the Morrissey College of Arts and Sciences decided to implement a new diversity, equity, and inclusion policy that mandated hiring one staff member who crosses their arms over their chest during communion each academic year.
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