The New England Classic
Fun! Your Upstairs Neighbor Is Practicing Their Tap Dancing For Showdown!

As Showdown grows closer, Boston College dance teams frantically prepare for their dance performances. Fuego members work tirelessly to hide their top-secret dance theme (Latin culture). Sexual Chocolate practices with its surprise on-stage guests: the nuns of St. Mary’s convent. Most relevant to you, Boston College On Tap members tap away on your ceiling all day and all night. 

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ROTC Battalion “Liberates” Mod Party They Weren’t Invited To

On March 25th at 0100 hours, the Boston College Sigma Battalion led a ground invasion into Mod 1B after hours of tension and communication delays between alleged “friends.”

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LTE: We’re “Two Friends,” But I Want To Be More Than Friends

When Friend #1 and I first started this journey, we really were just friends, but something slowly started to change. I always think of those early days in college remixing God’s Plan by Drake and Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac, standing so close we were practically sharing the same breath. We were two friends but one body working perfectly in unison.

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Student With Banking Return Offer Brags About Not Studying Anymore

Though Peemorgan’s post-graduate schedule will involve mergers and acquisitions in New York, he felt there was no better way to cap off his holistic Boston College experience than to enroll in a 4000-level history elective for “shits and gigs.” 

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ResLife Announces Rebrand To “Eight-Womans” For Women’s History Month

On top of the horror that International Women’s Day was only 23 hours, women across campus suddenly discover they are on the Newton → Coro → 2150 pipeline.

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Engineering Males Rejoice At New City Micro Peenery Announcement

In their infamous Discord server, Human Centered Engineering students have repeatedly shared the Micro Peenery’s application link. Perhaps they can work at the Micro Peenery before applying for an internship at America’s favorite SDE firm, Lockheed Martin.

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Mar-a-Lago Named Top Spring Break Destination For BC Republicans

After midterms, Boston College students head off to a variety of destinations. As some students go on service trips to feel like a good person, the majority of BC Republicans head out for a pilgrimage to Trump’s fiefdom: Mar-a-Lago.

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Leahy’s Shoveling Plan Backfires; BC Announces Second Snow Day This Week

Taking matters into his own hands, Fr. William P. Leahy, S.J. announced an opportunity for students to shovel snow in exchange for $10.00 an hour in flex bucks.

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LTE: My Intramural Pickleball Team Could SO Beat Every Women’s Olympic Team

Watching all of the teams and analyzing their skills, I can confidently say that my intramural team could have absolutely beaten most, if not all, of the female Olympic teams. Even though my intramural team is for pickleball, plenty of my guys played JV, and some varsity hockey in high school. Those guys were top of their game at their New England prep schools, and could surely go right back to it if they played the women’s team.

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Kostka Girls Spotted Tanning As February Temperatures Reach A Record 42 Degrees

Spring has sprung on Boston College’s campus, with the 18 inches of snow on the ground dwindling down to a mere four. Puffers are unzipped, scarves have been stowed, and temperatures have climbed to a balmy 40 degrees (for a singular day).

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