The Office of Student Involvement has recently introduced a new student organization that really fills a void that no student groups have been brave enough to address. Yup…you guessed it! A Piss Kink support group!
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LTE: My Eight-Man Is Doing “No Eighth-Man November” Hot
Campus CultureStudent Life November 6, 2025
We have this really amazing culture of acting in whatever way makes us most comfortable and “at home.” For me, I’ve always preferred listening to music in the shower before work around 7 A.M. to help wake me up!
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14 Things YOUR (Yes YOUR) Stupid Ass Did While Blacked Out This Halloweekend
Campus CultureHolidaysStudent Life November 4, 2025
Did I say something to my friends that I shouldn’t have? Did I get a little too silly and text my ex again? We’re here to put some of these stressful questions to bed. It’s so much worse. You really fucked up. Here’s just some of what you got up to these last few days:
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Spooky! Your Situationship Wants To Do A Couples Costume
Campus CultureHolidaysSchoolStudent Life October 30, 2025
As students across BC College’s campus prepare their scariest costumes for Halloween, some are in for a spookier time than others. Any bachelor will tell you that few possibilities fuel their nightmares like the idea of defining a relationship.
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Spooky Dookie! BC Dining Strikes Again
DiningDorm StuffStudent Life October 29, 2025
He was surprised and delighted to find that his quesadilla was #phattt, even posting on his finsta story a boomerang captioned “bad day to be a quesadilla! mac workers blesssseddd today #weup!”
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BCRepublicans Protest Drag Brunch For “No Queen’s Day”
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life October 24, 2025
This past Saturday as “No Kings Day” protests swept the nation to protest the Trump Administration, the short, fat, and ugly eunuchs in BCRepublicans knew they needed to do something to stand up for their Daddy.
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The Worst Person You Know Just Reminded You They’re NOT Going To Nashville For Fall Break
Dorm StuffDrinkingHolidaysStudent Life October 10, 2025
“To be honest, when my friends told me they were going to Nashville, I was pretty disappointed in them,” said Lou Zerr (MCAS ‘26). “As a free thinker, there’s just something that a weekend drinking in Nashville couldn’t give me. I think I need something a little more enriching.”
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Eagle Escort Now Offering Complimentary Catcalling Services
Campus CultureSchoolStudent LifeWTF October 2, 2025
Previously only used as a transportation service for injured or otherwise disabled students on campus, Eagle Escort will now be offering what BCPD is calling “mobile mood boosters.”
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LTE: I Think My Communications Student Wants To Show Me Her ‘Oral Skills’
LTESexStudent Life September 23, 2025
When I suggested she may not be comms major material, she said “just wait ‘til I show you my oral skills.” I was incredibly taken aback; I was unsure whether she was referring to the art of public speaking or the act of ‘throwing neck.’ Per the syllabus, we do not cover public speaking until after Fall Break.
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Fitz And The Tantrums! Why Is My Ex Situationship Playing Stokes Set?
Campus CultureDorm StuffStudent Life September 19, 2025
When asked what he thought about the Campus Activities Board’s choice of performers, Cha shared with the Classic these valuable insights: “I think it’s kind of weird that CAB would ask that chick I hooked up with a few times last year to perform. At least that’s what I think Fitz and the Tantrums is?”
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