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Spooky! Girlfriend Wonders Why Boyfriend’s Yellow Minion Costume Turned Green Hot

Campus Culture Spooky Student Life October 29, 2026

“She eventually saw big, blue handprints on “his tight short-shorts” and that same paint lining his whale tail as he turned toward the bathroom.”

Physics Major Asks Lab Partner To “Torque” On It

Campus Culture School Student Life October 23, 2026

HIGGINS HALL — While most U.S. women are looking for “a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes,” recent polling shows Boston College women have completely flipped this CSOM-centered narrative. In a survey conducted by the Pew Research Center, a majority of BC women indicated they were most... Read more

“It’s Actually Kind Of Underground…” WZBC Host Is Going To “Music City” For Fall Break

Campus Culture Student Life October 9, 2026

The itinerary for Indy’s weekend includes trips to grassroot speakeasies featuring bluegrass acoustic girl bands, Dollywood, and a local brewery for pumpkin IPAs.

Bzzz! CAB Pledge Orders Wrong Type Of Roses

Campus Culture Sex Student Life October 6, 2026

When Mr. Bates’ superior told him that “single ladies love this event” and he should “only order roses,” Bates began to pick up on what was going on.

Junior Girl Abroad Takes Pill in Ibiza to Fulfill Cultural Diversity Core

Abroad Campus Culture Student Life September 17, 2026

The university originally rejected Rall’s proposal, noting that spending 36 hours in “Ibitha” and telling everyone she is “basically fluent,” did not constitute becoming a global citizen. Administrators reversed the decision Monday after CAB announced Posner, known for the hit “I took a pill in Ibiza” as the Stokes Set Headliner.

10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication

Lists Sex Student Life September 15, 2026

“Always use protection! Protect your phone and yourself from viruses by verifying your slink with duo push!”

UHS Hands Out Free Cigarettes To Promote Chainsmokers Concert

Campus Culture Student Life September 9, 2026

UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICES — To help build excitement for the upcoming Chainsmokers concert, UHS has begun handing out free cigarettes. The hope is that students will be inspired to listen while they smoke and end up hooked on the EDM-pop sounds of Alex Palland and Drew Taggart. “Thanks to... Read more

CSOM Student Photographing Cherry Blossoms Will One Day Finance The Amazon’s Deforestation

Big Issues Student Life September 9, 2026

With the blooming of cherry trees across campus, Boston College students have been rushing to take a photo with the trees to make their Hinge profile look less pathetic.

Free The Nipple: Female Students Feel Left Out Of Shirtless Spikeball Fun

Campus Culture Student Life September 9, 2026

“Honestly, this movement has truly changed my perspective on life. I think I’m a boob guy now.”

Pigs Love Mud! BCPD Creates Mudstock Team

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life September 7, 2026

Boston College students of all ages are slipping and sliding and twirling and splatting and splooting in the mud. This year, for the first time ever, BCPD has formed a team to compete.