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“It’s Actually Kind Of Underground…” WZBC Host Is Going To “Music City” For Fall Break

The itinerary for Indy’s weekend includes trips to grassroot speakeasies featuring bluegrass acoustic girl bands, Dollywood, and a local brewery for pumpkin IPAs.

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Bzzz! CAB Pledge Orders Wrong Type Of Roses

When Mr. Bates’ superior told him that “single ladies love this event” and he should “only order roses,” Bates began to pick up on what was going on.

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Junior Girl Abroad Takes Pill in Ibiza to Fulfill Cultural Diversity Core

The university originally rejected Rall’s proposal, noting that spending 36 hours in “Ibitha” and telling everyone she is “basically fluent,” did not constitute becoming a global citizen.   Administrators reversed the decision Monday after CAB announced Posner, known for the hit “I took a pill in Ibiza” as the Stokes Set Headliner.

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10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication

“Always use protection! Protect your phone and yourself from viruses by verifying your slink with duo push!”

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UHS Hands Out Free Cigarettes To Promote Chainsmokers Concert
UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICES — To help build excitement for the upcoming Chainsmokers concert, UHS has begun handing out free cigarettes. The hope is that students will be inspired to listen while they smoke and end up hooked on the EDM-pop sounds of Alex Palland and Drew Taggart. “Thanks to... Read more
CSOM Student Photographing Cherry Blossoms Will One Day Finance The Amazon’s Deforestation

With the blooming of cherry trees across campus, Boston College students have been rushing to take a photo with the trees to make their Hinge profile look less pathetic.

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Free The Nipple: Female Students Feel Left Out Of Shirtless Spikeball Fun

“Honestly, this movement has truly changed my perspective on life. I think I’m a boob guy now.”

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Pigs Love Mud! BCPD Creates Mudstock Team

Boston College students of all ages are slipping and sliding and twirling and splatting and splooting in the mud. This year, for the first time ever, BCPD has formed a team to compete.

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Uh Oh! West Coaster Mistakes Arts Fest For Coachella

After Two Friends’ cancellation and a sold out Chainsmoker’s concert for LDOC, students should be ecstatic about Boston College’s very own Coachella: Arts Fest!

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Tsunami Doomsday Preppers Convince Students To Walk Around Campus In Goggles

Hundreds of students have been seen hitting the Plex, sitting in class, and dining at the Rat, all while wearing goggles on their big, fat foreheads. We sent our reporters to the quad to find out why.

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