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Seven Duos We Think Should Compete In The Doubles Luge And Why

Lists Sports February 19, 2026

As the Winter Olympics reach full swing, and countless midterm study opportunities are squandered by sports you didn’t know existed last week, our staff at The New England Classic have had our hearts captured by one specific event.

“Only Coke When I’m Drinking” And Other New Years Resolutions For Your CSOM Classmate

Campus Culture Lists WTF January 14, 2026

“Lowkey once I got my offer things kinda got off the rails,” said Dee Generette (CSOM ‘27), “… So I definitely wanted to lock the fuck back in this year. We’re gonna be dialed.” Generette was kind enough to share with us some of his aspirations for, as he put it, “the big two-six.” Some of his lofty goals consist of the following.

10 Tariffs To Be Enacted Over The Next Month

Big Issues Lists April 8, 2025

The New England Classic gained special access to a look at 10 of the most extreme tariffs to be enacted over the next month.

10 Questions The Marriage Pact Missed

Campus Culture Lists Sex January 30, 2025

“The Classic set out to research: How can we make the Marriage Pact even more accurate? The following are additional questions that would guarantee 100% matches for all students across campus.”

Newton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife

Dorm Stuff Lists ResLife March 14, 2024

Rather than fix the broken housing process or invest in any quality housing options, Reslife has instead supplied the Classic with a list of suggested alternatives to traditional housing.

10 Surefire Ways To Secure Beanpot Tickets

Campus Culture Lists Sports Student Life February 3, 2024

However, the Classic has come across an exclusive list of the tasks required for students to get their grubby little mitts on some highly-coveted tickets to the big game.

Tour Groups are Back! 10 Projectiles to Throw at Them

Big Issues Campus Culture Lists September 20, 2023

DEVLIN HALL – What rhymes with azure poop and is always in your way? That’s right! A tour group! As you may have noticed, our gilded walkways have become infested with masses of prospective Boston College Eagles. It’s about time we take back our walkways, the walkways that were... Read more

10 Lies To Tell Your SAP Tour To Totally Bamboozle Them

Campus Culture Lists April 23, 2023

During spring, you can catch representatives from the Student Admission Program (SAP) in their natural habitat, leading herds of wild visitors through campus. Out of the many opportunities for false promises and misleading exaggerations, here are The New England Classic’s top 10 to tell your tour group.

Telling People Your ACT Score, And 10 More Surefire Ways To Protect Your Virginity

Lists Sex January 28, 2023

You got a 34 (35 superscore) and everyone else who got into the same university as you NEEDS to know it. Find a way to drop it into conversation even if it doesn’t relate to the topic at hand!

5 Rights You Need To Know Before Appearing In Homecoming Court

Campus Culture Lists Student Life October 7, 2022

Before appearing in homecoming court on Friday, be sure to remember these FIVE Constitutionally-protected legal rights. Don’t let your freedom be compromised!