LTE From The Moon Club President
Campus CultureLTEWTF April 8, 2024 The New England Classic
Three words for whoever is reading this:
- Holy
- Fucking
- Shit
This is my first year as the Moon Club president. Yeah, that’s right, got that posted on my LinkedIn real quick. Needed to let future employers know I am proficient in “look up at sky and chat with the boys.” When I accepted this really big position, I had no fucking clue there was gonna be an ECLIPSE?!? Did not sign up for this, but you know me, I am so there. The craziest part is it’s not even a regular eclipse, it’s a TOTAL eclipse. I’m not even TOTALly sure what that means, but we are definitely ready to howl at that moon at 3:29 p.m.
Everyone won’t shut up about summer and tanning and blah blah blah. Who fucking cares! Get some sun on the quad on a different day, I just want to get high in the afternoon and watch that shit cover the sun. Stay pale, I literally dare you.
I was slightly nervous about not being able to look up at the sky. Trust though, I overnighted those sick ass glasses real quick. This is also a perfect excuse to miss my midterm today seeing that I was elected Moon Club president and need to be there for the biggest event of our lives. Education is whatever, Moon Club is important.
We were thinking about doing a collaboration with the Sun Club, I don’t know, it just felt right. To be completely honest, I just think the president is hot, it has nothing to do with the solar eclipse itself. Hey, if all goes well, maybe our future child will be the president of the Eclipse Club in 2044 for the next one.
