“Send Stokes Set,” Pleads CAB Anonymously Hot
Campus CultureStudent Life September 17, 2021
CAB spokesperson Kyle Crab (MCAS ’23) responded to the allegations via Instagram story. “We take this sort of allegation very seriously,” wrote Crab of CAB. “With that being said, we’d love to see a lot of heads come out to Stokes Set this weekend so that we can justify not only our exorbitant operating budget but also our outright existence as an organization.”
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Eager Pre-Med Performs Rigatoni Tracheotomy On Choking Friend
Campus CultureFreshmen September 9, 2021
“Yeah, I’ve wanted to be a surgeon since before Grey’s Anatomy made it popular, so I spend most of my free time studying various procedures on YouTube,” said Call.
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Lynch To Add ‘CoComelon’ Studies To List Of Majors
Campus CultureSchool September 8, 2021
“We get that it’s Earth Day and all,” said Connie Serned (CSON ’23), “but Jesus Christ, I watched him lick a dandelion slowly from top to bottom yesterday on the grass outside of Lower. That can’t be right.”
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The sailors made the quick stop on their trip to find the Northwest Passage so that they could investigate the cultures of the territories they were about to occupy.
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10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Be At The Boston Logan International Airport
BostonCampus CultureLeahyStudent LifeUncategorized April 16, 2021
“BC Before Dark” To Offer Sippy Cups For Little Stupid Babies Who Can’t Drink
Campus CultureDrinking April 12, 2021
“For the first time in a long time, I feel seen,” said Smalls Gerber (MCAS ’22)”
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“In front of Gasson, they give what sounds like a deep, guttural bark back at Molly. Actually, it was probably towards her owner. You forgive it immediately.”
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“We want to take this opportunity to support our married students in their quest to be fruitful and multiply, even if they might have COVID-19.”
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