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Uh Oh! West Coaster Mistakes Arts Fest For Coachella

Campus Culture Student Life April 24, 2026

After Two Friends’ cancellation and a sold out Chainsmoker’s concert for LDOC, students should be ecstatic about Boston College’s very own Coachella: Arts Fest!

Tsunami Doomsday Preppers Convince Students To Walk Around Campus In Goggles

Campus Culture Student Life April 23, 2026

Hundreds of students have been seen hitting the Plex, sitting in class, and dining at the Rat, all while wearing goggles on their big, fat foreheads. We sent our reporters to the quad to find out why.

Inside Scoop! Two Friends 10 Back Up Excuses for Fading MarMon Released

Big Issues Campus Culture Holidays April 22, 2026

THE MOD LOT — As the kegs were tapped, the runners were bused to Hopkinton, and the cops mounted their bicycles, an eerie silence fell over the Mod Lot. Much to the chagrin of the twenty freshmen who had purchased tickets, the white men responsible for “Big Bootie Mixes... Read more

Musical Theater Fan Asserts No Kings Protest Stole The Idea From Hamilton

Big Issues Campus Culture April 2, 2026

“I was like WAITTTTTT…I think I’ve seen something like this before,” said Skyler Teatre (MCAS ‘28). “They literally just copied Lin Manuel Miranda’s play!”

Fun! Your Upstairs Neighbor Is Practicing Their Tap Dancing For Showdown!

Campus Culture Student Life March 27, 2026

As Showdown grows closer, Boston College dance teams frantically prepare for their dance performances. Fuego members work tirelessly to hide their top-secret dance theme (Latin culture). Sexual Chocolate practices with its surprise on-stage guests: the nuns of St. Mary’s convent. Most relevant to you, Boston College On Tap members tap away on your ceiling all day and all night.

LTE: We’re “Two Friends,” But I Want To Be More Than Friends

Campus Culture LTE Student Life March 25, 2026

When Friend #1 and I first started this journey, we really were just friends, but something slowly started to change. I always think of those early days in college remixing God’s Plan by Drake and Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac, standing so close we were practically sharing the same breath. We were two friends but one body working perfectly in unison.

BC Dining Announces New Leprechaun Meat Burger

Campus Culture Holidays March 13, 2026

To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, BC Dining recently announced that it will serve a special Leprechaun Burger. The traditional Gaelic delight consists of a ground-leprechaun patty and will be offered in all dining halls from March 9th to 17th.

Engineering Males Rejoice At New City Micro Peenery Announcement

Campus Culture School Student Life March 3, 2026

In their infamous Discord server, Human Centered Engineering students have repeatedly shared the Micro Peenery’s application link. Perhaps they can work at the Micro Peenery before applying for an internship at America’s favorite SDE firm, Lockheed Martin.

LTE: My Intramural Pickleball Team Could SO Beat Every Women’s Olympic Team

Campus Culture Student Life WTF February 24, 2026

Watching all of the teams and analyzing their skills, I can confidently say that my intramural team could have absolutely beaten most, if not all, of the female Olympic teams. Even though my intramural team is for pickleball, plenty of my guys played JV, and some varsity hockey in high school. Those guys were top of their game at their New England prep schools, and could surely go right back to it if they played the women’s team.

ALERT: Everyone Else Is In Class Today, Idiot! Now Your Professor Hates You

Big Issues Campus Culture WTF February 23, 2026

For the first time, each one of your classes has near perfect attendance. A total of 249/250 people in your 9:00 AM lecture are all happy, present, and ready to learn! Your professor is so proud of them. But you, you specifically, are absent. Fucking moron! Everyone is laughing at you!