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Junior Girl Abroad Takes Pill in Ibiza to Fulfill Cultural Diversity Core Hot

Abroad Campus Culture Student Life September 17, 2026

The university originally rejected Rall’s proposal, noting that spending 36 hours in “Ibitha” and telling everyone she is “basically fluent,” did not constitute becoming a global citizen. Administrators reversed the decision Monday after CAB announced Posner, known for the hit “I took a pill in Ibiza” as the Stokes Set Headliner.

Econ Major Larps As CSOM Student

Big Issues Campus Culture September 14, 2026

Concerned roommates of economics major Poe Zur (MCAS ‘29), reached out to The Classic detailing Zur’s worrying behavior in past weeks. “Bro leaves the eight-man head to toe in Peter Millar,” one Walsh roommate said. “After that, I never saw him. Poe’s either in Fulton pretending to be busy on Excel or crushing Colorado Kool-Aids at Circle.” Another roommate then asked if The Classic would shadow Zur for the day; our findings were shocking.

UHS Hands Out Free Cigarettes To Promote Chainsmokers Concert Hot

Campus Culture Student Life September 9, 2026

UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICES — To help build excitement for the upcoming Chainsmokers concert, UHS has begun handing out free cigarettes. The hope is that students will be inspired to listen while they smoke and end up hooked on the EDM-pop sounds of Alex Palland and Drew Taggart. “Thanks to... Read more

People Have Never Been More Supportive Of My Two-Mile Monday Jog

Boston Campus Culture Uncategorized September 9, 2026

Monday mornings, Jo Gurr (LSEHD ‘26) always takes a 2.61 mile jaunt along Commonwealth Avenue. This Monday, Gurr found passerby to be extremely uplifting and enthusiastic about her getting in daily exercise.

Free The Nipple: Female Students Feel Left Out Of Shirtless Spikeball Fun Hot

Campus Culture Student Life September 9, 2026

“Honestly, this movement has truly changed my perspective on life. I think I’m a boob guy now.”

Tabling A Cappella Groups Ask BC “What That Throat Do?”

Campus Culture Freshmen Sex September 9, 2026

The Acoustics tried to give a solution but no one listens to the Acoustics anyways.

Pigs Love Mud! BCPD Creates Mudstock Team

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life September 7, 2026

Boston College students of all ages are slipping and sliding and twirling and splatting and splooting in the mud. This year, for the first time ever, BCPD has formed a team to compete.

Uh Oh! West Coaster Mistakes Arts Fest For Coachella

Campus Culture Student Life April 24, 2026

After Two Friends’ cancellation and a sold out Chainsmoker’s concert for LDOC, students should be ecstatic about Boston College’s very own Coachella: Arts Fest!

Tsunami Doomsday Preppers Convince Students To Walk Around Campus In Goggles

Campus Culture Student Life April 23, 2026

Hundreds of students have been seen hitting the Plex, sitting in class, and dining at the Rat, all while wearing goggles on their big, fat foreheads. We sent our reporters to the quad to find out why.

Inside Scoop! Two Friends 10 Back Up Excuses for Fading MarMon Released

Big Issues Campus Culture Holidays April 22, 2026

THE MOD LOT — As the kegs were tapped, the runners were bused to Hopkinton, and the cops mounted their bicycles, an eerie silence fell over the Mod Lot. Much to the chagrin of the twenty freshmen who had purchased tickets, the white men responsible for “Big Bootie Mixes... Read more