LTE: I’m T-pain, You Know Me–T-Pain Wrote This Article
Campus CultureLTEWTF March 19, 2024 The New England Classic
MARATHON MONDAY PERFORMER HOLDING CELL— Good Morning fans of the Classic. I’m T-Pain, you know me! What’s your name? Let me talk to ‘em!
You know me. I’m T-Pain! I am so honored to be headlining your Marathon Monday performance this year–shawty whachu think ‘bout that! Although it may not seem like it, I swear I got a plethora of top hits to keep us going all Monday long! Features on features on features, shawty.
Here, let me jog your memory. I’m T-Pain! You most likely know my most famous song “Buy You A Drank”– it did numbers on Musical.ly back in 2016 (election year, aye!). Or you may know me from my TikTok famous song “Bartender” or my other TikTok famous song “Church” (blessings to all, I’m T-Pain!). Both of those have super trendy dances, by the way. Renegade, you know me! Love you Charli, that’s my day one for real.
I’m T-Pain! Shawty had them apple bottom jeans, haha. You already heard my feature on “Low” by Flo-Rida last year (low, low, low, low). If you’re a Gleek like me (who else loves Jane Lynch? Aye), you may know the hit “Blame It” with Jamie Foxx. Or if you love Pitch Perfect you’ve surely heard “Booty Wurk (One Cheek At A Time).” Love me some acapella, haha. Perhaps you even heard my newest feature with my shawty Meghan Trainor. Y’all, if none of these are ringing a bell you seriously just gotta wait for the chorus, I swear you’ll recognize it! Let me talk to ‘em!
Anyhoo, I am currently writing this from my Marathon Monday performer holding cell where the Division of Student Affairs is keeping me until my time to slay on the 15th. You know me! If anyone wants to bring me some Chipotle or literally anything else to eat besides a flat top burger I would really appreciate it and will definitely buy you a drank when I’m finally out of here. I’m T-Pain!
