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5 DILFs You’ll Meet During Parents’ Weekend

5 DILFs You’ll Meet During Parents’ Weekend

ListsSex September 29, 2017 The New England Classic

Parents’ Weekend is a special time of year. The football game gets everyone’s spirits up, the weather is still nice and temperate, and seeing... 5 DILFs You’ll Meet During Parents’ Weekend

Parents’ Weekend is a special time of year. The football game gets everyone’s spirits up, the weather is still nice and temperate, and seeing family is always something special.

But let’s not forget what it’s really all about: ass. Hot Dad Ass. Sorry Mom, can’t talk right now, I know you made the trip but I gotta scope out some sweet sweet Dad Meat. Here are 5 DILFs you’re sure to drool over this Parents’ Weekend:

1. Fr. Daddy screen-shot-2017-09-29-at-11-39-13-am

That preacher’s daughter shacked up in Healthy Living suddenly looks like she needs a friend after you get a gander at her dad.  You’re gonna have some sins to confess on Sunday when this weekend is over.

2. Wall Street Criminal screen-shot-2017-09-29-at-11-38-54-am

Your CSOM friend’s dad is finally making time for him! But don’t let the suit fool you, he’s a bad boy. Like, seriously evil. He’s corrupt and definitely unbearable to talk to. Don’t look too deeply into him for a connection, just into his pants. His pants pocket… where his wallet is.

3. The “Hello Fellow Eagles” Dadscreen-shot-2017-09-29-at-11-39-26-am

He’s an alumnus and won’t let anyone forget it. You recognize him from tailgates, and he gave you a beer one time. You feel like you owe him one. Even if you don’t, what the hell? He’s gorgeous. He’s ready to relive his glory days, and you’re feeling whorey….. days.

4. The “Hello Fellow Kegels” Dadscreen-shot-2017-09-29-at-11-39-34-am

He has a strong pelvic floor, that’s about it.

5. Our Father, Who Art In Heavenscreen-shot-2017-09-29-at-11-39-46-am

Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

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