Psych Major Cheats on Girlfriend; Explains He “Required Novel Stimuli”
SexStudent Life November 9, 2023
Using his Walsh dorm as the testing grounds, Pist conducted a classic A/B test “to explore my reaction to novel stimuli in an intimate setting”.
Read moreBC’s Legal Lineup: Predictions for Who’s Diving into the Swim & Dive Legal Battle
Big IssuesCampus CultureSex October 21, 2023
After getting a team suspension due to hazing, BC Swim & Dive is lawyered up and ready for action. As BC prepares to defend itself, the Classic has acquired a leaked list of finalists for Boston College’s representatives in the legal battle with Swim & Dive.
Read moreBC Alcohol Compliance Officer Ranked First in Jobs That Will Definitely Get You Laid
Big IssuesCampus CultureDrinkingSex October 18, 2023
U.S. News posted the rankings this past week with The New England Classic Staff Writer and Monster Truck Driver coming in positions two and three, respectively. Both of those positions pull more sexual partners than all other jobs with the exception of Alcohol Compliance Officer.
Read more“Once a man of God, now a God of love. This prim and proper priest who has spent the majority of his life being a figurehead at Boston College is ready to trade that position for a more pleasurable one”
Read moreSuper Original Girl Says “Why He Kinda…” Towards Every Dad During Parents Weekend
Campus CultureSex September 28, 2023
“She keeps pointing out these ugly ass old men and saying they’re hot,” said Oyed. “Like, yeah it was funny the first time, but now it’s just getting annoying and weird.”
Read moreYou got a 34 (35 superscore) and everyone else who got into the same university as you NEEDS to know it. Find a way to drop it into conversation even if it doesn’t relate to the topic at hand!
Read moreTalherpes soon came to understand that her boyfriend was sending her these candy bags filled with cryptic messages about her sexual health. For Talherpes, the condomgrams quickly lost their shine and became signs of a potential medical emergency.
Read moreWTF: This Eco-Conscious Girl Uses Condoms?
Big IssuesSex October 18, 2022
Notale continued, “There is nothing quite as embarrassing as your parents having sex in your dorm bed before you even have. The only thing possibly more embarrassing is having to sit in the hallway with your roommate AND his parents, waiting for them to finish their rekindling. By the length of the wait, I think they went two or three times or they were talking, but I really cannot imagine them talking for that long without a fight.”
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