In his statement, Baldwin admitted his decision was not an easy one. Only after he talked to Rhett, the BU Terrier, who decided to give up humping the other student section for Lent, did Baldwin decide to embark on a 40-day journey of self-control.
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LTE: Why Is My “Hookup” Showing Me His Track Highlights?
Campus CultureLTESex February 25, 2025
It started out over our bond for our shared love of running. Yes, he is on the BC Track Team. Yes, I only run when Two Saints gets raided, but I was honestly willing to commit to the bit for the dick.
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Polyamorous Student Is Thrilled You Are Looking For An 8th
Dorm StuffSexWTF February 19, 2025
Groundhog Saw His Shadow: 6 More Weeks Without Commitment From Situationship
Big IssuesSex January 31, 2025
According to Hayter, the ideal targets are emotionally weak and romantically inexperienced, so those employing his methods should look for people with very Catholic upbringings.
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10 Questions The Marriage Pact Missed
Campus CultureListsSex January 30, 2025
“The Classic set out to research: How can we make the Marriage Pact even more accurate? The following are additional questions that would guarantee 100% matches for all students across campus.”
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The only thing Gasom felt was a little rug burn down there. Little did she know, she would be confronted with this question again walking to class after debriefing her weekend escapades over a Chicken Parm Presser.
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“Zere are so many things zat I vould like to ask about zis unusual celebration of ze penises, starting vith all of zis talk of dressing up for ze occasion”
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Despite him initiating all forms of intimacy, admitting he has feelings first, and also introducing his parents and peepaw to her at parents’ weekend, Manny Pulator, (CSOM ’26) decided to call things off as he was mid-thrust.
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Psych Major Cheats on Girlfriend; Explains He “Required Novel Stimuli”
SexStudent Life November 9, 2023
Using his Walsh dorm as the testing grounds, Pist conducted a classic A/B test “to explore my reaction to novel stimuli in an intimate setting”.
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BC’s Legal Lineup: Predictions for Who’s Diving into the Swim & Dive Legal Battle
Big IssuesCampus CultureSex October 21, 2023
After getting a team suspension due to hazing, BC Swim & Dive is lawyered up and ready for action. As BC prepares to defend itself, the Classic has acquired a leaked list of finalists for Boston College’s representatives in the legal battle with Swim & Dive.
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