Instead of landing a decent class with a fine ahh class crush to study on/with, I ended up in RUUP6900: ‘A Deep Dive Into What That Mouth Do’ with professor Pred Adore. Having never heard of this class or professor before, I tried looking him up on the agora registration portal, only for his name to show up on a different kind of registry.
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Students get their hopes up that their situationship will snap them back by the big day, disinterested boyfriends same-day ship gold-painted roses from TikTok shop, and long-distance couples organize a call for some quality time semi-together.
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In an interview with Pat “Pat Sloveer” Sloveer (CSOM ‘28) and his girlfriend, Pykmeigh Gurrell (CSON ‘29), the couple shared how they have brought Drake Maye into their intimate lives—for the sake of all of New England.
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UHS Offers Virtual STD Screenings Over Snow Day
SexStudent Life January 29, 2026
UHS announced on Sunday that they would be offering, for one day and one day only, virtual screenings for sexually transmitted diseases.
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“Are You More Shane Or Ilya Coded?” Says Girl Wondering If Her Boyfriend Would Be Chill With A Strap On
SexSportsStudent Life January 16, 2026
Heated Rivalry has gone platinum in every Kotska triple and investigators for the Classic found the perfect case study of the impact of gay hockey smut on the female libido: the situationship of Suzanne Cox (MCAS ‘28) and Donald Ildo (CSOM ‘28).
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Your girlfriend just completed her semester abroad in Barcelona! Now that she has returned to her humble Foster Street abode, let us take a look back at the top 10 things she did in Barça.
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CSOM Student Announces Prestigious Internship At “Male-Centered App” Called Grindr
Campus CultureSexWTF November 5, 2025
“Yeah, I found it on Handshake. The company is completely male-centered which you don’t really see nowadays. It’s something I can appreciate.”
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I lifted my head to the ceiling, praying to whoever was listening to bring my baby back to me. And then, as if God himself heard my plea, I saw him floating across the student section.
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Freshman Boy Disappointed By Lack Of Shaw-ties In The Shaw House
Dorm StuffFreshmenSex October 3, 2025
Poppers On The Heights: Dan & Gay Announce LGBTQ+ Resource Center
Big IssuesSex September 26, 2025
This LGBTQ+ resource center is going to sparkle and shimmer! Highlights include a coffee bar operated by non-binary baristas in a polycule, weekly Drag Race watch parties, complimentary poppers, and monthly pronoun parades.
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