Newton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife

HELL — With housing season upon us, the students of BC are frantically attempting to assemble a cohesive housing plan and find an apartment with minimal rats and mold whose color at least matches your decor. Rather than fix the broken housing process or invest in any quality housing options, Reslife has instead supplied the Classic with a list of suggested alternatives to traditional housing.

1. Newton Woods treehouse
2. Tent in the backyard of friend’s Mod
3. Hammock between Gasson’s spires
4. Tufts 
5. Confession booth
6. Plex Lifting Bench
7. Local abandoned building (Carney)
8. Econ Professor’s office hours
9. Newton Campus
10.  In the arms of the St. Ignatius statue

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