Roommate’s Sex Playlist Has Too Many Disney Songs

VANDERSLICE HALL — Elizabeth Maretti (MCAS ’22) was reportedly extremely uncomfortable Saturday evening when her roommate’s boyfriend stayed the night. 

“I mean first of all the common room couches do not offer much back support, and also my childhood was ruined,” Maretti said of roommate’s sex playlist consisting of almost entirely Disney songs.  “‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight’ is kind of understandable but followed by ‘Under The Sea’? Pretty questionable.”

The thin walls and loud sex meant that Maretti heard basically everything — including the unfortunate pairing of “Let It Go” and “Oh yes, baby, just like that yesyesyes!”

“Don’t get me wrong,” Maretti said. “I’m happy for them, but I had some really weird dreams after that, and ‘I’ll Make a Man Out of You’ was really just a step too far.” 

At press time Maretti was seen purchasing a pair of noise-cancelling headphones from Amazon with next-day shipping. 

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