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Alumni Breaking Into Your Mod Says It’s Chill Because He “Lived Here In ’81”

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff ResLife October 16, 2026

The Classic spoke to former 29A resident Reilly Unc (CSON ’26) about the Alumni Weekend 2025. “So basically, I come home from the game and find some old guy in my bed taking a nap with my Lola Blanket,” said Unc. She continued, “When I went to confront him, he was like ‘nah, nah it’s chill I lived here in ’81.’” Anyways, I dragged him by his disgusting white beard and kicked him out.”

ROTC Battalion “Liberates” Mod Party They Weren’t Invited To

Dorm Stuff Drinking Student Life March 26, 2026

On March 25th at 0100 hours, the Boston College Sigma Battalion led a ground invasion into Mod 1B after hours of tension and communication delays between alleged “friends.”

ResLife Announces Rebrand To “Eight-Womans” For Women’s History Month

Dorm Stuff ResLife Student Life March 12, 2026

On top of the horror that International Women’s Day was only 23 hours, women across campus suddenly discover they are on the Newton → Coro → 2150 pipeline.

ResLife To Acquire Mod Igloos, Looks To House Quads

Dorm Stuff January 28, 2026

Announced on Monday night, Mod Igloos will be equipped with four raised cots to house a willing quad. These cots will be preset in a circle, yet, according to ResLife, “can be rearranged in any reasonable and fire safety compliant pattern of the residents choosing!” The Igloos will also come pre-furnished with one oil lamp in the center of the den.

Spooky Dookie! BC Dining Strikes Again

Dining Dorm Stuff Student Life October 29, 2025

He was surprised and delighted to find that his quesadilla was #phattt, even posting on his finsta story a boomerang captioned “bad day to be a quesadilla! mac workers blesssseddd today #weup!”

The Worst Person You Know Just Reminded You They’re NOT Going To Nashville For Fall Break

Dorm Stuff Drinking Holidays Student Life October 10, 2025

“To be honest, when my friends told me they were going to Nashville, I was pretty disappointed in them,” said Lou Zerr (MCAS ‘26). “As a free thinker, there’s just something that a weekend drinking in Nashville couldn’t give me. I think I need something a little more enriching.”

Freshman Boy Disappointed By Lack Of Shaw-ties In The Shaw House

Dorm Stuff Freshmen Sex October 3, 2025

THE ANIMAL HOUSE OF UPPER CAMPUS — Every year, hundreds of incoming Boston College freshmen scour Facebook, Instagram, and Craigslist alike to find roommates and plan housing arrangements. Another alluring option offered are the many Living Learning Communities that exist, such as the Kappa Kappa Kostka Women’s Experience, and... Read more

Fitz And The Tantrums! Why Is My Ex Situationship Playing Stokes Set?

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff Student Life September 19, 2025

When asked what he thought about the Campus Activities Board’s choice of performers, Cha shared with the Classic these valuable insights: “I think it’s kind of weird that CAB would ask that chick I hooked up with a few times last year to perform. At least that’s what I think Fitz and the Tantrums is?”

ResLife Announces New 5-Man Suites In Alignment With Recent Vatican Announcement

Dorm Stuff Jesuits ResLife September 2, 2025

This new housing opportunity allows BC students to live together with their four closest “friends,” just like the Pope.

Splitting the G? You Mean Splitting My G-Friendships in Housing Week?

Dorm Stuff Freshmen ResLife March 17, 2025

Molly Malone (MCAS ’28) believed her seven “literal besties” planned to split into blocked quads when they didn’t get an 8-man pick time. When she learned they skipped quad day to try for a 6-man, things got messier than freshmen at Circle.