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Overzealous RA Confiscates Resident’s Alcohol Functional Group

Dorm Stuff Drinking ResLife October 8, 2024

“Hugh is brazen and obviously wreckless,” said Ranie. “He didn’t even care enough to try and hide the alcohol.”

RD Strip Poker: What Your RA Really Does With Your “Paraphernalia” Folding Table

Dorm Stuff ResLife September 30, 2024

RAs gather from across campus, arriving at Bapst 15 minutes before close and leaving in only gray Freshman ResHall shirts—courtesy of Strzepoker after the RAs had lost their clothes, dignity, and dining dollars.

Newton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife

Dorm Stuff Lists ResLife March 14, 2024

Rather than fix the broken housing process or invest in any quality housing options, Reslife has instead supplied the Classic with a list of suggested alternatives to traditional housing.

“I’m a Microcelebrity,” Says Girl Who Broods In Her Room 25/8

Dorm Stuff Student Life November 9, 2023

“’I’m a microcelebrity, so I have to protect my peace around here!’ exclaimed the ‘Queen of Roncastle,’ a self-proclaimed title.”

“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact

Dorm Stuff ResLife April 3, 2023

Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.

Filling Your 8-Man With Hay, And 5 Other Autumnal Mistakes

Dorm Stuff November 2, 2022

It’s that time of year again; the leaves are changing, the wind is crisp, and pumpkin patches and apple picking are all the rage. With all the seasonal change going on, the Classic has decided to give you a guide on how to avoid key autumnal mistakes.

Passive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning

Dorm Stuff ResLife Student Life October 20, 2022

Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.

Freshmen RA’s Now Offer A Goodnight Kiss To Homesick Residents

Dorm Stuff Freshmen ResLife October 19, 2022

With the removal of all Covid restrictions on campus, the Residence Hall Association is delighted to announce that Resident Advisors will now offer goodnight kisses to all homesick students.

Game Of Thrones Spin-Off “House Of Roncastle” Coming To HBO In Spring 2023

Campus Culture Dorm Stuff Featured October 17, 2022

House of Roncastle is to be a 10-episode-long tale of the illustrious Roncalli Hall, a safe haven for neglected and worthless sophomores of Boston College.

Pre-Law Student Accused Of Doctoring Roommate Agreement

Dorm Stuff Student Life September 19, 2022

“I’m just an easy target because I’m a pre-law student with more ambition than the average person. Even if I did know something, I wouldn’t tell The New England Classic. I’d go to a real paper on campus like [redacted]. Did I mention that I’m double-majoring in political science and economics with a minor in communication?”