“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact
Dorm StuffResLife April 3, 2023
Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.
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Filling Your 8-Man With Hay, And 5 Other Autumnal Mistakes
Dorm Stuff November 2, 2022
It’s that time of year again; the leaves are changing, the wind is crisp, and pumpkin patches and apple picking are all the rage. With all the seasonal change going on, the Classic has decided to give you a guide on how to avoid key autumnal mistakes.
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Passive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning
Dorm StuffResLifeStudent Life October 20, 2022
Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.
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Freshmen RA’s Now Offer A Goodnight Kiss To Homesick Residents
Dorm StuffFreshmenResLife October 19, 2022
With the removal of all Covid restrictions on campus, the Residence Hall Association is delighted to announce that Resident Advisors will now offer goodnight kisses to all homesick students.
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Game Of Thrones Spin-Off “House Of Roncastle” Coming To HBO In Spring 2023
Campus CultureDorm StuffFeatured October 17, 2022
House of Roncastle is to be a 10-episode-long tale of the illustrious Roncalli Hall, a safe haven for neglected and worthless sophomores of Boston College.
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Pre-Law Student Accused Of Doctoring Roommate Agreement
Dorm StuffStudent Life September 19, 2022
“I’m just an easy target because I’m a pre-law student with more ambition than the average person. Even if I did know something, I wouldn’t tell The New England Classic. I’d go to a real paper on campus like [redacted]. Did I mention that I’m double-majoring in political science and economics with a minor in communication?”
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Roommate’s New Year’s Resolution Seems To Be “Fart More”
Dorm StuffWTF January 24, 2022
“I think these under-thunders are a pretty passive-aggressive way of him asking for more alone time. This man is halfway to a charcuterie plate with all the cheese he’s been cutting. It’s unbelievable.”
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Bert and Ernie Down the Hall Look Suspiciously Like Puppets
Dorm StuffFreshmenNewton November 17, 2021
“Whenever I dap either of them up, they can never really get the hang of it. It’s like someone else is controlling their limbs.” Commented Oscar de Grouch (MCAS ’25) “Their hands are pretty small too, I thought it was just because they’re kinda short kings, but now I think otherwise.”
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SPOOKY: Ghosts Forced To Find New Haunts Because Of Guest Policy Crackdown
Campus CultureDorm StuffSpooky October 26, 2021