Splitting the G? You Mean Splitting My G-Friendships in Housing Week?
Dorm StuffFreshmenResLife March 17, 2025
Molly Malone (MCAS ’28) believed her seven “literal besties” planned to split into blocked quads when they didn’t get an 8-man pick time. When she learned they skipped quad day to try for a 6-man, things got messier than freshmen at Circle.
Read moreThe Fleet’s application demographic has skewed prominently female, with a high concentration of Philosophy, Art History, and Political Science majors. “I mean me and all the girls studied abroad in Amsterdam last spring, and it was truly life changing,” said Didi Telyaistudydabrawd (MCAS ‘25).
Read morePolyamorous Student Is Thrilled You Are Looking For An 8th
Dorm StuffSexWTF February 19, 2025
Overzealous RA Confiscates Resident’s Alcohol Functional Group
Dorm StuffDrinkingResLife October 8, 2024
“Hugh is brazen and obviously wreckless,” said Ranie. “He didn’t even care enough to try and hide the alcohol.”
Read moreRD Strip Poker: What Your RA Really Does With Your “Paraphernalia” Folding Table
Dorm StuffResLife September 30, 2024
RAs gather from across campus, arriving at Bapst 15 minutes before close and leaving in only gray Freshman ResHall shirts—courtesy of Strzepoker after the RAs had lost their clothes, dignity, and dining dollars.
Read moreNewton Woods Treehouse and 9 Other Creative Housing Options Suggested By ResLife
Dorm StuffListsResLife March 14, 2024
Rather than fix the broken housing process or invest in any quality housing options, Reslife has instead supplied the Classic with a list of suggested alternatives to traditional housing.
Read more“I’m a Microcelebrity,” Says Girl Who Broods In Her Room 25/8
Dorm StuffStudent Life November 9, 2023
“’I’m a microcelebrity, so I have to protect my peace around here!’ exclaimed the ‘Queen of Roncastle,’ a self-proclaimed title.”
Read more“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact
Dorm StuffResLife April 3, 2023
Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.
Read moreFilling Your 8-Man With Hay, And 5 Other Autumnal Mistakes
Dorm Stuff November 2, 2022
It’s that time of year again; the leaves are changing, the wind is crisp, and pumpkin patches and apple picking are all the rage. With all the seasonal change going on, the Classic has decided to give you a guide on how to avoid key autumnal mistakes.
Read morePassive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning
Dorm StuffResLifeStudent Life October 20, 2022
Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.
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