“Let’s Do a Silly One”: Coach Hafley on his Strategy for Upcoming Game Hot
Uncategorized September 15, 2023
When asked to elaborate, Hafley said “You know, like a goofy one. It means you can do whatever you want as long as it’s appropriate! You can stick your tongue out or give someone bunny ears, as long as it doesn’t hurt his feelings.”
Read moreWindexgate: Schiller’s Sinister Secrets Spilled
Uncategorized February 15, 2022
We finally started to see what was in front of our eyes the whole time. It was all smoke and mirrors. Classroom after classroom, that blue yet delectable liquid.
Read moreThe Google 2-Step Rapture Is Here: No One Is Safe
Uncategorized January 30, 2022
Jeff Hafley Changes BC Football Slogan To “Everyone’s A Winner”
Big IssuesSportsUncategorized November 29, 2021
The players seem to have a positive outlook on next year’s season. According to a survey distributed by The Classic, the team describes the upcoming rebrand as “cool, I guess,” “what does rebrand mean,” and “as long as i get the scooter idc.”
Read moreBC Snubbed from First CFP Rankings Despite Statement Wins Against Colgate, UMass
Uncategorized November 3, 2021
“These kids worked so hard to get where we are this season,” said Hafley, “Frankly, any team that dropped 50 points on that Colgate defense is undeniably one of the best 25 teams in the nation.”
Read moreStokes Set: How Bryce Vine Lost His Way
Uncategorized September 18, 2021
Weirdo Gets Power Trip From Pressing Walsh Elevator Buttons
Uncategorized September 16, 2021
Neiiighhh! (Written by a Horse)
Uncategorized April 27, 2021
10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Be At The Boston Logan International Airport
BostonCampus CultureLeahyStudent LifeUncategorized April 16, 2021
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