10 Kalshi Bets That Somehow Didn’t Hit For Your Roommate This Super Bowl
SportsStudent Life February 11, 2026
In case that doesn’t sound like the best time ever, there’s one more thing you could’ve added for guaranteed fun: gambling on Kalshi. If you also wanted to spend your Sunday screaming at the TV and Gronk spiking your phone on the ground, here are some of the bets you could’ve joined your roommate on.
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“Technically By Credits, I’m A Senior” Says 30-Year-Old Man At The 100 Days Dance
Campus CultureStudent Life February 6, 2026
“Technically by credits, I’m a senior this year,” says Cho Pedunc (MCAS ‘18, MCAS ‘26), “So this year I was finally able to get my ticket. I am excited to get ‘sendy’ with my fellow eagles!”
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UGBC President Saw Their Shadow, Six More Weeks Until UGBC Statement On ICE
Big IssuesStudent Life February 6, 2026
After Punxsutawney Phil declared his shadow seen on Fox News, President Dewchitt was quick to relay the news to the rest of the UGBC senate. In an emoji-filled message sent to the UGBC discord titled “UGBC4LIFE????????” on Monday, February 2nd, Dewchitt affirmed, “the ICE stuff is gonna have to wait ???? i dont make the rules — the beaver does ????.”
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UHS Offers Virtual STD Screenings Over Snow Day
SexStudent Life January 29, 2026
UHS announced on Sunday that they would be offering, for one day and one day only, virtual screenings for sexually transmitted diseases.
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“Are You More Shane Or Ilya Coded?” Says Girl Wondering If Her Boyfriend Would Be Chill With A Strap On
SexSportsStudent Life January 16, 2026
Heated Rivalry has gone platinum in every Kotska triple and investigators for the Classic found the perfect case study of the impact of gay hockey smut on the female libido: the situationship of Suzanne Cox (MCAS ‘28) and Donald Ildo (CSOM ‘28).
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NEC’s 2026 Adds and Drops
Student Life January 13, 2026
It’s not just required classes, however, that we’re cutting out of our lives by January 21st. We’ll be getting all sorts of things right this semester! So buckle up and bust down, here are Spring 2026’s definitive, beyond-question, science-backed, and high-protein adds and drops.
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“Consent Is Just A Societal Pressure” And Four Other Takeaways From The Men’s Mental Health Panel
Campus CultureStudent Life November 12, 2025
The discussion was supposed to have a dinner that follows, yet the panelists’ wives did not pre-pack it, so there was no dinner following the event.
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Green Line Self Destructs After Being Forced To Go To Boston College Once Again
BostonCampus CultureStudent Life November 11, 2025
Witnesses say the train, carrying just three passengers (all of which are reluctant Boston College students sporting Harvard merchandise), emitted a long sigh before bursting into flames, an event being described by witnesses as “completely and utterly understandable.”
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The Office of Student Involvement has recently introduced a new student organization that really fills a void that no student groups have been brave enough to address. Yup…you guessed it! A Piss Kink support group!
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We have this really amazing culture of acting in whatever way makes us most comfortable and “at home.” For me, I’ve always preferred listening to music in the shower before work around 7 A.M. to help wake me up!
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