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ICYMI: Kyle Leads 3-Hour Game Of ISpy

Campus Culture Student Life WTF September 26, 2022

Kyle began, binoculars in hand: “I spy with my little eye… something green!” obviously referring to the t-shirt of someone in the 3rd row.

Phil Jurkovec Spotted At Business Career Fair

Sports Student Life September 23, 2022

After witnessing several muffed handoffs and fumbles of his resume, the Classic was able to obtain a copy. The resume included several of Jurkovec’s biggest accomplishments including his former attendance of Notre Dame, graduating high school, and duping a whole fan base into believing he was the next Matt Ryan (MCAS ’08).

BC Dining Combats Ingredient Inflation, Introduces Lettuce Sandwich

Student Life September 21, 2022

Down 3%, lettuce has proven to be a Northern Star in the world of rampant price increases. With that news, BCDS decided to put the new Lettuce Sandwich on their daily menu and sell it for just $8.99!

Pre-Law Student Accused Of Doctoring Roommate Agreement

Dorm Stuff Student Life September 19, 2022

“I’m just an easy target because I’m a pre-law student with more ambition than the average person. Even if I did know something, I wouldn’t tell The New England Classic. I’d go to a real paper on campus like [redacted]. Did I mention that I’m double-majoring in political science and economics with a minor in communication?”

CAB Cancels Mudstock, Announces Soupcrock

Big Issues Sports Student Life May 2, 2022

The Campus Activities Board of Boston College (CAB) made a surprise announcement Monday detailing its plan to cancel Mudstock and replace it with “Soupcrock.” Mudstock, the beloved annual student volleyball tournament, was scheduled for the first week of May.

Mutual Sexiness and Unlikability: Why BC Students Often Marry Each Other

Big Issues Student Life April 28, 2022

The implications of BC selective marriage for the future are harrowing. The world as we know it will be filled with a vast amount of men who are 5’8” but definitely 5’10” on their license.

“Talk Holy To Me”: CAB To Censor Jason Derulo

Student Life April 13, 2022

“When we hired Jason Derulo, it was because we all are HUGE fans of Cats (2019). Ever since the movie came out, we’ve been listening to ‘The Rum Tug Tugger’ nonstop, and we thought that’s what made him famous.”

11 Can’t Miss Items From Richdale’s

Campus Culture Student Life April 9, 2022

RICHDALE FOOD SHOPS – Found across the street from St. Ignatius, Richdale’s is a hotspot for Boston College students looking to purchase marked up Lunchables or microwavable poke bowls. There are plenty of highlights of the legendary Comm. Ave. marketplace; here are the top eleven. The Row Dedicated Entirely... Read more

Uh Oh! Your Punta Hookup Just Asked You To Senior Prom At Newton North

Big Issues Newton Student Life March 31, 2022

Barrased continued, “I asked him where he was living, as one does when they meet a fellow Eagle, and when he said ‘I live in Newton,’ I just assumed he had the worst housing pick time known to man!”

Student Walks By Admissions Tour With Mature Confidence, Everybody Cheers

Campus Culture Student Life March 3, 2022

Members of the tour group reported that Richie Walker (MCAS ’23) caught all of their attention as he walked by them. Their tour guide kept speaking, but all of their gazes were glued to this BC Adonis and his powerful stride. Once he passed the oggly spectators, they all cheered for him, some even clad with cowbells and megaphones.