ICYMI: Kyle Leads 3-Hour Game Of ISpy
Campus CultureStudent LifeWTF September 26, 2022
Kyle began, binoculars in hand: “I spy with my little eye… something green!” obviously referring to the t-shirt of someone in the 3rd row.
Read morePhil Jurkovec Spotted At Business Career Fair
SportsStudent Life September 23, 2022
After witnessing several muffed handoffs and fumbles of his resume, the Classic was able to obtain a copy. The resume included several of Jurkovec’s biggest accomplishments including his former attendance of Notre Dame, graduating high school, and duping a whole fan base into believing he was the next Matt Ryan (MCAS ’08).
Read moreBC Dining Combats Ingredient Inflation, Introduces Lettuce Sandwich
Student Life September 21, 2022
Down 3%, lettuce has proven to be a Northern Star in the world of rampant price increases. With that news, BCDS decided to put the new Lettuce Sandwich on their daily menu and sell it for just $8.99!
Read morePre-Law Student Accused Of Doctoring Roommate Agreement
Dorm StuffStudent Life September 19, 2022
“I’m just an easy target because I’m a pre-law student with more ambition than the average person. Even if I did know something, I wouldn’t tell The New England Classic. I’d go to a real paper on campus like [redacted]. Did I mention that I’m double-majoring in political science and economics with a minor in communication?”
Read moreThe Campus Activities Board of Boston College (CAB) made a surprise announcement Monday detailing its plan to cancel Mudstock and replace it with “Soupcrock.” Mudstock, the beloved annual student volleyball tournament, was scheduled for the first week of May.
Read moreMutual Sexiness and Unlikability: Why BC Students Often Marry Each Other
Big IssuesStudent Life April 28, 2022
The implications of BC selective marriage for the future are harrowing. The world as we know it will be filled with a vast amount of men who are 5’8” but definitely 5’10” on their license.
Read more“Talk Holy To Me”: CAB To Censor Jason Derulo
Student Life April 13, 2022
“When we hired Jason Derulo, it was because we all are HUGE fans of Cats (2019). Ever since the movie came out, we’ve been listening to ‘The Rum Tug Tugger’ nonstop, and we thought that’s what made him famous.”
Read moreUh Oh! Your Punta Hookup Just Asked You To Senior Prom At Newton North
Big IssuesNewtonStudent Life March 31, 2022
Barrased continued, “I asked him where he was living, as one does when they meet a fellow Eagle, and when he said ‘I live in Newton,’ I just assumed he had the worst housing pick time known to man!”
Read moreStudent Walks By Admissions Tour With Mature Confidence, Everybody Cheers
Campus CultureStudent Life March 3, 2022
Members of the tour group reported that Richie Walker (MCAS ’23) caught all of their attention as he walked by them. Their tour guide kept speaking, but all of their gazes were glued to this BC Adonis and his powerful stride. Once he passed the oggly spectators, they all cheered for him, some even clad with cowbells and megaphones.
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