Spooky Dookie! BC Dining Strikes Again
DiningDorm StuffStudent Life October 29, 2025
He was surprised and delighted to find that his quesadilla was #phattt, even posting on his finsta story a boomerang captioned “bad day to be a quesadilla! mac workers blesssseddd today #weup!”
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BCRepublicans Protest Drag Brunch For “No Queen’s Day”
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life October 24, 2025
This past Saturday as “No Kings Day” protests swept the nation to protest the Trump Administration, the short, fat, and ugly eunuchs in BCRepublicans knew they needed to do something to stand up for their Daddy.
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The Worst Person You Know Just Reminded You They’re NOT Going To Nashville For Fall Break
Dorm StuffDrinkingHolidaysStudent Life October 10, 2025
“To be honest, when my friends told me they were going to Nashville, I was pretty disappointed in them,” said Lou Zerr (MCAS ‘26). “As a free thinker, there’s just something that a weekend drinking in Nashville couldn’t give me. I think I need something a little more enriching.”
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Eagle Escort Now Offering Complimentary Catcalling Services
Campus CultureSchoolStudent LifeWTF October 2, 2025
Previously only used as a transportation service for injured or otherwise disabled students on campus, Eagle Escort will now be offering what BCPD is calling “mobile mood boosters.”
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LTE: I Think My Communications Student Wants To Show Me Her ‘Oral Skills’
LTESexStudent Life September 23, 2025
When I suggested she may not be comms major material, she said “just wait ‘til I show you my oral skills.” I was incredibly taken aback; I was unsure whether she was referring to the art of public speaking or the act of ‘throwing neck.’ Per the syllabus, we do not cover public speaking until after Fall Break.
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Fitz And The Tantrums! Why Is My Ex Situationship Playing Stokes Set?
Campus CultureDorm StuffStudent Life September 19, 2025
When asked what he thought about the Campus Activities Board’s choice of performers, Cha shared with the Classic these valuable insights: “I think it’s kind of weird that CAB would ask that chick I hooked up with a few times last year to perform. At least that’s what I think Fitz and the Tantrums is?”
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BC Administration Cuts Office Of Sustainability To Make Room For Office of War
Campus CultureJesuitsLeahyStudent Life September 11, 2025
At the start of this year, the Boston College administration downsized the Office of Sustainability from one non-student employee to zero, leaving students and faculty wondering: “What’s next?” and “Shit, shit… shit?” The administration responded to calls for an explanation by announcing their grand opening of the Office of War. The announcement marks the beginning of an exciting chapter in BC’s history of imperial expansion.
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Freshmen Don’t Want Your Friendship, They Want Your Vote
Campus CultureFreshmenStudent Life September 10, 2025
The Boston College Class of 2029 is now running for UGBC Senate! They moved past wanting you as a bus buddy, and are now focused on their Senate campaign to “invest in their future” as a future partner of their dad’s law firm. Tactics to win the freshmen vote include holding up QR codes in front of lost-looking individuals near Walsh or the Mods, as well as posing as bouncers at Two Saints where they take fake IDs, collect $20 to cut the line, and snag their vote!
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“Forever Fitz Girls” Are Over After Labor Day Weekend On The Cape
Campus CultureFreshmenStudent Life September 4, 2025
Madysynn and seven other residents on the second floor of Fitzpatrick Hall thought they had it all figured out. By Labor Day Weekend, they had already discussed plans for a Walsh 8-man and contacted Urban Realty about that house on Kirk for junior year. Little did they know, it would all come to a screeching halt by the time they passed Plymouth.
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Freshman Furry Excited For TAILgate
FreshmenSportsStudent Life August 29, 2025
With BC’s first football game of the season incoming, hundreds of freshmen prepare to blackout by 11 A.M. in front of their friends’ grandparents at a tailgate they weren’t even formally invited to. One freshman, Cain Ine (MCAS ‘29), is particularly thrilled at the prospect of a whole college ritual based on wearing tails and embracing that dog in us.
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