Girl Who Donates Plasma Calls OnlyFans A “Disgrace”
March 26, 2023
Your Friend Who Puts Herself In Dangerous Situations With Strange Men Is “Totally A Samantha”
March 24, 2023
Wow! This Man Knows Words Like “Interdisciplinary” But Not “Sorry”
March 20, 2023
5 Places Your Short Ginger Friend May Be Hiding Today
March 17, 2023
Film Bro Adds Chemistry Panopto To His Letterboxd
March 13, 2023
Student Awakes From Late-Afternoon Nap, Immediately Prepares for Early-Evening Nap
February 23, 2023
8-Man Gives Up Slurs For Lent
February 22, 2023
Application Mishap Places Study Abroad Hopeful At Barcelona Wine Bar
February 21, 2023
Slimiest Guy You Know Works For Eagles Realty Now
February 20, 2023
Help! The Girl Scout In Mac Bit Me.
February 19, 2023
CHESTNUT HILL—In recent days, alarming reports filed all over campus have shed new light on a previously unknown trend that apparently has affected the entire academic year: students have been having sex this entire time. The New England Classic inquired further in order to assess the veracity of these... Read more
Live on CoRo all four years. I’d rather make the commute from exile every damn day than have to walk the marathon from the parking garage to the check-in desk even once. Talk to Molly’s owner for longer than .2 seconds. I’d give that man my instagram handle- hell,... Read more
LOWER LIVE AT CORCORAN COMMONS — In a bid to maintain transparency on campus, Boston College Dining Services announced Thursday morning that they mistakenly ordered an overabundance of clams for the kitchen’s monthly food stock. “We know how much students enjoy the pungent scent of freshly fried clams on... Read more
We enjoyed the time we had together, and trust us, there is no bad blood between us. Everything happens for a reason, right? We have been taking this opportunity to focus on ourselves and it has been really rewarding.
THAT FIELD ON THE PLEX GRAVEYARD — The student body of Boston College has been positively feral recently. With relatively warm temperatures, sunny blue skies, and seemingly unlimited access to lawn games, everyone has been taking advantage of the changing of the seasons. The peak of this excitement occurred... Read more
“I’ve got to say, this is certainly not the start to the week I thought I was going to have.”
When the mounds of mulch arrive on campus, I know it from a mile away. And I take some. In my hand, to my house. Just for me.
CONNELL RECREATION CENTER — Sunday at midnight. That glorious, soaking wet time when a large portion of Boston College students get their highly-anticipated weekly COVID test email. This week went by like any other: I logged onto Zoom for “class”, spread my usual pathogens, and spent at least an... Read more
The stickers, typically used to indicate a safe place to sit to ensure social distancing, can be found in nearly every classroom on campus. But Meyer was the first person to think of sticking one on his face.
MIDDLE CAMPUS — Students were elated upon hearing that the insanely well-funded Campus Activities Board will be hosting a Scholastic Book Fair on Stokes Lawn later this month. Though the event is still weeks away, boxes upon boxes of the latest Guinness Book of World Records and copies of... Read more
Copyright © 2019 The New England Classic, Inc.