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Uh Oh! Your Punta Hookup Just Asked You To Senior Prom At Newton North

Big Issues Newton Student Life March 31, 2022

Barrased continued, “I asked him where he was living, as one does when they meet a fellow Eagle, and when he said ‘I live in Newton,’ I just assumed he had the worst housing pick time known to man!”

Bert and Ernie Down the Hall Look Suspiciously Like Puppets

Dorm Stuff Freshmen Newton November 17, 2021

“Whenever I dap either of them up, they can never really get the hang of it. It’s like someone else is controlling their limbs.” Commented Oscar de Grouch (MCAS ’25) “Their hands are pretty small too, I thought it was just because they’re kinda short kings, but now I think otherwise.”

LTE: Roaring Twenties? I Started Smoking Cigarettes

Campus Culture Newton November 9, 2021

What a life. We’re moving out of the pandemic, I’m a freshman in college, and it’s the 2020s. If the 1920s are any indication of how the next decade should go, we’re about to have the most insane ten years of our lives. But how will we know that... Read more

Newton Student Misses Carpool

Campus Culture Freshmen Newton February 11, 2021

“‘So sad. I simply could not imagine being dropped off for college by a yellow school bus. It’s just so embarrassing,’ said John Fitzgerald (CSON ‘24), who was later seen struggling to open the sliding door of his mom’s minivan.”