I Promise, It’s SO Fun! Trying To Explain The Newton Woods To Your Friend Who Goes To UTampa
FeaturedNewtonStudent Life October 16, 2024
Tuah ambushed Dofonder with stories of pool parties, “wild nights” at SAE, and pictures of the Malibu bottles adorning her dorm room window. When asked about the going out scene at BC, Dofonder was dumbfounded.
Read moreA typographical error on a Newton Bus sign reading “Beat Duchesne” made them think the Eagles were playing in their dorm hall.
Read moreAx observed the tree’s inability to photosynthesize following second hand Mango Crave exposure, along with root rot from pure cringe. “You don’t need to be a scientist to know that hearing Doses and Mimosas every weekend isn’t good for ecological sustainability.”
Read moreUh Oh! Your Punta Hookup Just Asked You To Senior Prom At Newton North
Big IssuesNewtonStudent Life March 31, 2022
Barrased continued, “I asked him where he was living, as one does when they meet a fellow Eagle, and when he said ‘I live in Newton,’ I just assumed he had the worst housing pick time known to man!”
Read moreBert and Ernie Down the Hall Look Suspiciously Like Puppets
Dorm StuffFreshmenNewton November 17, 2021
“Whenever I dap either of them up, they can never really get the hang of it. It’s like someone else is controlling their limbs.” Commented Oscar de Grouch (MCAS ’25) “Their hands are pretty small too, I thought it was just because they’re kinda short kings, but now I think otherwise.”
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Campus CultureNewton November 9, 2021
Newton Student Misses Carpool
Campus CultureFreshmenNewton February 11, 2021
“‘So sad. I simply could not imagine being dropped off for college by a yellow school bus. It’s just so embarrassing,’ said John Fitzgerald (CSON ‘24), who was later seen struggling to open the sliding door of his mom’s minivan.”
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