Not Again! Scalper Sells Bean Counter Tickets To Unsuspecting Students
February 6, 2023
What The Heck? Fine, I Guess I’ll Take This Other Ticket While I’m Already At The Women’s Basketball Game
February 2, 2023
Telling People Your ACT Score, And 10 More Surefire Ways To Protect Your Virginity
January 28, 2023
Gasson Exhibiting Signs Of Napoleon Complex After Arrival Of Much Taller Crane
January 26, 2023
Pick Me Guy Walks Into Friendsgiving, Says “Where My Thanks At”
November 20, 2022
If Only There Were An Online Platform Where I Could Attend Class While Sick
November 16, 2022
Receipt Reveals That Student Actually Did Order A Side Of Bug
November 15, 2022
Due To Warm Weather, UCS Starts Support Group For Canada Goose Owners
November 11, 2022
Tuition Increases By $0.008 To Pay For Leahy’s Blue Checkmark On Twitter
November 10, 2022
Daylight Savings Opens A Daylight Checkings Account
November 9, 2022
“I was about to hop in the shower when I saw the abomination,” recalled Gillette. “It looked like someone had shaved a grizzly bear.”
Students whose parents are divorced are still encouraged to bring two puppets, on the grounds that they remain cordial and do not let their puppets engage in any hilarious family disputes, outrageous slapstick violence with oversized blunt objects, or crude puns during the ceremony.
CHESTNUT HILL—In recent days, alarming reports filed all over campus have shed new light on a previously unknown trend that apparently has affected the entire academic year: students have been having sex this entire time. The New England Classic inquired further in order to assess the veracity of these... Read more
Live on CoRo all four years. I’d rather make the commute from exile every damn day than have to walk the marathon from the parking garage to the check-in desk even once. Talk to Molly’s owner for longer than .2 seconds. I’d give that man my instagram handle- hell,... Read more
LOWER LIVE AT CORCORAN COMMONS — In a bid to maintain transparency on campus, Boston College Dining Services announced Thursday morning that they mistakenly ordered an overabundance of clams for the kitchen’s monthly food stock. “We know how much students enjoy the pungent scent of freshly fried clams on... Read more
We enjoyed the time we had together, and trust us, there is no bad blood between us. Everything happens for a reason, right? We have been taking this opportunity to focus on ourselves and it has been really rewarding.
THAT FIELD ON THE PLEX GRAVEYARD — The student body of Boston College has been positively feral recently. With relatively warm temperatures, sunny blue skies, and seemingly unlimited access to lawn games, everyone has been taking advantage of the changing of the seasons. The peak of this excitement occurred... Read more
“I’ve got to say, this is certainly not the start to the week I thought I was going to have.”
When the mounds of mulch arrive on campus, I know it from a mile away. And I take some. In my hand, to my house. Just for me.
CONNELL RECREATION CENTER — Sunday at midnight. That glorious, soaking wet time when a large portion of Boston College students get their highly-anticipated weekly COVID test email. This week went by like any other: I logged onto Zoom for “class”, spread my usual pathogens, and spent at least an... Read more
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