Are Freshmen Getting Hotter? This Grad Student Thinks Yes!
Campus CultureFreshmenSexStudent Life August 28, 2025
With each August bringing increasingly large hordes of recent valedictorians, washed-up athletes, and guys named Jack, the question on every returning students’ mind remains the same: are freshmen getting hotter?
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This year all Mudstock participants are required to “wear tight-fitting, but tasteful, white tank tops and get hosed down before competing in games”.
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Man Cooks Up ALC Showdown Parlay Following Tragic March Madness Bracket Loss
Campus CultureSchoolStudent Life April 11, 2025
However, once he realized his mistake and discussed the issue with the boys (many of whom had made the same mistake) Swatcher realized that he could use the event to quench his thirst for competition and fuel his ever-present gambling addiction.
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Plainer shared her appreciation: “I never would’ve thought to take Advil for my period. Thank goodness there was a future doctor.”
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UGBC President Signs 17 Executive Orders On First Day of Administration
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life March 26, 2025
In line with global political trends, the administration plans to implement projects that, in the words of one genius commentator, “make shit fucking suck even more than it already does”
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Guy Spent 5 Hours On Bracket But 20 Minutes on Group Project
Campus CultureSportsStudent Life March 24, 2025
His slides consisted of him ranking freshmen in Gonzaga and Xavier by height because he thought they were playing in the tournament.
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Day In The Life Of A UGBC VP Candidate
Campus CultureStudent Life March 19, 2025
I start every morning with affirmations, not for myself, but for the entirety of Foster Street. I shout “You are brave, you are kind, and you are smart” from my rooftop
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Awkward! Pre-Law Student’s Only Job Experience Is Representing Himself In Court
SchoolStudent Life February 27, 2025
Spictor had gained a reputation on campus for his argumentative prowess and for wearing a tie that was tied like shoelaces. He’s played the devil’s advocate in nearly every class discussion he’s been in.
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Lizrowmentic was taken aback. ‘Honestly it wasn’t the quote or the 272:3,400 followers to following ratio, it was the fact that he put the apostrophe in the wrong place of his class year,’ she said.
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