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Wowza: Roommate Used To Have An Astounding Amount Of Pubic Hair

Student Life WTF April 26, 2021

“I was about to hop in the shower when I saw the abomination,” recalled Gillette. “It looked like someone had shaved a grizzly bear.”

University Announces You Can Bring Two Hand Puppets To Graduation

Coronavirus Student Life WTF April 23, 2021

Students whose parents are divorced are still encouraged to bring two puppets, on the grounds that they remain cordial and do not let their puppets engage in any hilarious family disputes, outrageous slapstick violence with oversized blunt objects, or crude puns during the ceremony.

Wait, Are People Still Having Sex?

Sex Student Life April 19, 2021

CHESTNUT HILL—In recent days, alarming reports filed all over campus have shed new light on a previously unknown trend that apparently has affected the entire academic year: students have been having sex this entire time. The New England Classic inquired further in order to assess the veracity of these... Read more

10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Be At The Boston Logan International Airport

Boston Campus Culture Leahy Student Life Uncategorized April 16, 2021

Live on CoRo all four years. I’d rather make the commute from exile every damn day than have to walk the marathon from the parking garage to the check-in desk even once. Talk to Molly’s owner for longer than .2 seconds. I’d give that man my instagram handle- hell,... Read more

Yikes: BC Dining Ordered Too Many Clams

Student Life April 15, 2021

LOWER LIVE AT CORCORAN COMMONS — In a bid to maintain transparency on campus, Boston College Dining Services announced Thursday morning that they mistakenly ordered an overabundance of clams for the kitchen’s monthly food stock. “We know how much students enjoy the pungent scent of freshly fried clams on... Read more

Happy For Him: The Guy That Left Us a Year Ago Is Experiencing Great Success

Sports Student Life April 2, 2021

We enjoyed the time we had together, and trust us, there is no bad blood between us. Everything happens for a reason, right? We have been taking this opportunity to focus on ourselves and it has been really rewarding.

WOAH! Boy Legs!

Campus Culture Student Life March 31, 2021

THAT FIELD ON THE PLEX GRAVEYARD — The student body of Boston College has been positively feral recently. With relatively warm temperatures, sunny blue skies, and seemingly unlimited access to lawn games, everyone has been taking advantage of the changing of the seasons. The peak of this excitement occurred... Read more

Senior Falls Asleep In Hammock, Awakens As Butterfly

Student Life WTF March 29, 2021

“I’ve got to say, this is certainly not the start to the week I thought I was going to have.”

LTE: I Paid For This Mulch So I Am Taking Some Just For Me

Campus Culture LTE Student Life March 27, 2021

When the mounds of mulch arrive on campus, I know it from a mile away. And I take some. In my hand, to my house. Just for me.

Dr. Douglas Comeau Can’t Get Enough Of My Sweet, Sweet Nostrils (I Got Called Twice This Week)

Campus Culture Coronavirus School Student Life March 25, 2021

CONNELL RECREATION CENTER — Sunday at midnight. That glorious, soaking wet time when a large portion of Boston College students get their highly-anticipated weekly COVID test email. This week went by like any other: I logged onto Zoom for “class”, spread my usual pathogens, and spent at least an... Read more