“Mii says her favorite thing about her guy friends is when they get extremely drunk at social functions and finally ask her questions about her life, like what major she is.”

“The Classic scoured up and down campus all week, searching for Men We Trust, but we are sad to report the search came up empty.”

You heard that right, vocal rest. A whole day prior to their performance where every team member must protect their vocal chords by shutting the fuck up!