Yikes! My Priest Is Texting On The Other Side Of The Confessional
Campus CultureJesuitsLeahyStudent Life October 23, 2024
“While most priests hold this as one of their highest duties to God, some priests like to get a little wacky after a few too many sips of Christ blood.”
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I Promise, It’s SO Fun! Trying To Explain The Newton Woods To Your Friend Who Goes To UTampa
FeaturedNewtonStudent Life October 16, 2024
Tuah ambushed Dofonder with stories of pool parties, “wild nights” at SAE, and pictures of the Malibu bottles adorning her dorm room window. When asked about the going out scene at BC, Dofonder was dumbfounded.
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Espresso Your Faith Week: Dunkin Sponsors Baptisms On The Quad
JesuitsStudent Life September 27, 2024
Crowds congregated on the Gasson Quad as students lined up to get into a coffee cup-shaped dunk-tank, where members of Campus Ministry dropped them into a pool of Dunkin cold brew.
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LTE: My Parents Don’t Know How To Socialize Either
BOBDrinkingStudent Life September 26, 2024
My mom keeps refusing to eat Greg’s dad’s food because she feels bad, but she’s actually just making it awkward as fuck. As I watch my parents, I ask myself, why must I feel ashamed of my parents’ uncanny dispositions?
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RUH ROH! Underclassmen Chased Out Of Circle By Paw Patrol.
DrinkingStudent Life September 25, 2024
Using the power of teamwork and friendship, the Paw Patrol handled the situation with ease. Chase, the police dog, went in first to round up and chase out the underclassmen.
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Girl Is Pregnant, According To Spanish Class Oral Exam
SchoolStudent LifeWTF September 23, 2024
Barazado was seen with a dewy, jovial glow about her as she left Stokes Hall, a clear sign of pregnancy and definitely not the Drunk Elephant bronzing drops she steals from her roommate sometimes when she feels pale.
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Cool Girl Alert: This Student Has Friends AND “Guy Friends”
Campus CultureStudent Life September 18, 2024
“Mii says her favorite thing about her guy friends is when they get extremely drunk at social functions and finally ask her questions about her life, like what major she is.”
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#BOB ERA: Young Women Have Never Been Closer To Their Fathers
SportsStudent Life September 13, 2024
“‘My dad, like, literally never responded to a single one of my texts when I was auditioning for a capella, then BOOM! BC upsets FSU and he’s calling me daily'”
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Impossible! Guy With 1000 LinkedIn Connections Has No Emotional Support Network
Student LifeWTF September 12, 2024
Since orientation, Enn has been harassing drunk CSOM students at Walsh parties, any man wearing an expensive toupee, and his acquaintance’s friend’s brother’s dog’s cat’s mailman’s dentist’s 3rd cousins (twice removed) in a near lustful urge to obtain a LinkedIn connection.
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Stokes Set Artist Unavailable: There are No Men I Trust
Campus CultureStudent Life September 6, 2024
“The Classic scoured up and down campus all week, searching for Men We Trust, but we are sad to report the search came up empty.”
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