At the end of the day are we not just serving ourselves? I over serve myself in alcohol and you over serve yourself in the reception of gratitude and acknowledgement, are we both not drunk?
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Freshman Failing Lit Core Claims Taylor Swift’s “The Tortured Poets Department” Is “Literally Her”
Campus CultureFreshmenStudent LifeUncategorized February 19, 2024
‘Well, Travis obviously inspired a lot on the album. I feel the same inspiration for my Insta stories from my boyfriend, Noah. He was a second string quarterback in high school, so… we get it.’
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However, the Classic has come across an exclusive list of the tasks required for students to get their grubby little mitts on some highly-coveted tickets to the big game.
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Chocolate Bar Introduces Screens To Entertain Impatient iPad Kids
Campus CultureStudent LifeWTF January 25, 2024
At press time, drooling students were seen gathering in a concert-sized crowd as the lead student completed an extremely difficult level of Geometry Dash — with a hydraulic press video in the background.
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‘“It’s really great being back. I thought it would be weird since I’ve matured far past my Americanized peers in the past four months, but it really feels like I’ve never left!”’
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“We’re Just Like Taylor And Travis” Says Acapella Lead And Her Club Golf Boyfriend
Campus CultureSportsStudent Life November 16, 2023
“’Karma is the guy on the Green, golfing straight home to me.’”
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“I’m a Microcelebrity,” Says Girl Who Broods In Her Room 25/8
Dorm StuffStudent Life November 9, 2023
“’I’m a microcelebrity, so I have to protect my peace around here!’ exclaimed the ‘Queen of Roncastle,’ a self-proclaimed title.”
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Psych Major Cheats on Girlfriend; Explains He “Required Novel Stimuli”
SexStudent Life November 9, 2023
Using his Walsh dorm as the testing grounds, Pist conducted a classic A/B test “to explore my reaction to novel stimuli in an intimate setting”.
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Man Wearing Shorts in November Shocked You Didn’t Ask if He’s Cold
Campus CultureFreezerStudent Life November 1, 2023
Donning 7-inch inseam chinos and the gifted polo he got from his internship at Liberty Mutual this summer, Larsson was expecting (and hoping) that at least one person would tell him he’s crazy for going out in 40-degree weather in shorts.
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Lululemon Girl After Learning About Pontius Pilate: “OMG He Created Pilates?”
SchoolStudent Life October 17, 2023
Lege’s comment sent concerned looks around the classroom, reminding everyone that even the most fashion-conscious among us can sometimes be the least history-savvy.
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