“I’m a Microcelebrity,” Says Girl Who Broods In Her Room 25/8
Dorm StuffStudent Life November 9, 2023
“’I’m a microcelebrity, so I have to protect my peace around here!’ exclaimed the ‘Queen of Roncastle,’ a self-proclaimed title.”
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Psych Major Cheats on Girlfriend; Explains He “Required Novel Stimuli”
SexStudent Life November 9, 2023
Using his Walsh dorm as the testing grounds, Pist conducted a classic A/B test “to explore my reaction to novel stimuli in an intimate setting”.
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Man Wearing Shorts in November Shocked You Didn’t Ask if He’s Cold
Campus CultureFreezerStudent Life November 1, 2023
Donning 7-inch inseam chinos and the gifted polo he got from his internship at Liberty Mutual this summer, Larsson was expecting (and hoping) that at least one person would tell him he’s crazy for going out in 40-degree weather in shorts.
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Lululemon Girl After Learning About Pontius Pilate: “OMG He Created Pilates?”
SchoolStudent Life October 17, 2023
Lege’s comment sent concerned looks around the classroom, reminding everyone that even the most fashion-conscious among us can sometimes be the least history-savvy.
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BREAKING: The Most Narcissistic Person You know Just Launched A Podcast
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent Life October 14, 2023
“It just makes sense. Throughout the day, he records voice memos on his phone that he plays back at night to lull himself to sleep.”
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A Crowded Newton Bus And 4 Other Places You NEED To End Your Situationship In
Campus CultureStudent Life October 12, 2023
“It’s day 30 of my time here at BC, so I’d like to share my 5 favorite places to end things with the person who has made you incapable of feeling anything at all anymore.”
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BC’s Red Scare: Your RA Is A Communist
Campus CultureStudent Life October 11, 2023
According to the students, the ruling class is Father Leahy and his cabal of money grubbing bourgeois aristocrats hell bent on reaping the benefits of the cheap labor of student employees.
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“Broke” Roommate Packs For Fall Break Trip To Paris
Campus CultureHolidaysStudent Life October 4, 2023
“Somewhere in the Boston Logan Airport, a plane prepares for its departure to Paris tomorrow. On that plane will be your destitute cash-strapped roommate whose mom couldn’t even book her the Four Seasons in time. But that will be a problem for tomorrow.”
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BC Builds Outdoor Venue For Stoning Sinners And Heretics
Campus CultureJesuitsLeahyStudent Life September 27, 2023
“I’ve seen this campus descend into moral depravity and sin over my career and it’s time we enhanced the judicial processes outlined in the Student Code of Conduct,” said Fr. Leahy. “We need to go back to the good old days when people doing bad things didn’t go through a long systematic trial, and we just stoned them to death. This outdoor venue is exactly for that.”
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This Guy Wearing Harvard Sweatshirt Wants Everyone To Know He Got Waitlisted
Campus CultureStudent Life September 7, 2023
“‘I got this sweatshirt on my tour of Harvard a couple of years ago, and although Harvard wasn’t the right fit for me in the end, this sweatshirt definitely is'”
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