BREAKING: The Most Narcissistic Person You know Just Launched A Podcast

CHESTNUT HILL – Did your friend just start a podcast? Are they the most insufferable person ever? Do they love to hear the sound of their own voice? You are not alone.

At the height of the “podcast bro era,” every strapping young man thinks that everyone will enjoy hearing his opinions on stocks, sports, and what is an appropriate body count. 

The anonymous best friend to infamous podcaster Nar Cissist (CSOM ‘26) was not shocked when his best friend shared that he wanted to start a podcast. “It just makes sense. Throughout the day, he records voice memos on his phone that he plays back at night to lull himself to sleep.” 

Nar Cissist loves to build up hype for his weekly podcast through his Instagram page, where he displays his shitty Photoshop graphics. In case you missed his podcast announcement on Instagram, he made sure to update his LinkedIn to CEO of BC BROS Inc. (he thinks recruiters will eat it up).

Nar Cissist recently shared a sneak peek of his upcoming podcast guests, hoping to build excitement for his 14 listeners. Coming soon to the BC BROS podcast are special guests that include the grumpy UHS front desk lady, Baldwin’s understudy, and the leader of BC’s alcohol compliance unit. 

When asked what motivated Nar Cissist to start his podcast, he simply responded, “I am a man for others; the people need me.” For those avid fans who somehow enjoy the sound of Nar Cissist’s voice more than he does make sure to tune in every Thursday for some hot and controversial episodes.

At press time, the podcast bro was seen staring at himself in the third-floor Fulton bathroom mirror.

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