Pick Me Guy Walks Into Friendsgiving, Says “Where My Thanks At”
Campus CultureHolidaysStudent Life November 20, 2022
The latest showing of Latz’s pick me tendencies came Saturday night when he showed up five minutes late to his upstairs neighbors’ Friendsgiving dinner and began asking every person at the function, “Where my thanks at?”
Read moreIf Only There Were An Online Platform Where I Could Attend Class While Sick
CoronavirusStudent Life November 16, 2022
“Now that you are taking this class, the professors OWNS your ass. If they tell you to be in class, you need to be present or deal with the consequences.”
Read moreReceipt Reveals That Student Actually Did Order A Side Of Bug
Big IssuesCampus CultureStudent LifeWTF November 15, 2022
SPOOKY: Blandest Person You Know Going As Maddy From Euphoria For Halloween
Campus CultureSpookyStudent Life October 27, 2022
One young avant-garde, Mary Muhndane (MCAS ’25), was blessed with a stroke of genius with the most original idea to go as Maddy from the little-watched trauma porn, I mean show, Euphoria, on HBO.
Read more“I Have No Idea Why Everyone Is Sick” Says Classmate Who Just Spat In Your Mouth
CoronavirusStudent Life October 22, 2022
Guy Grossie (CSOM ’23) can’t seem to wrap his head around how illness spreads, or his coloring homework. Grossie, of course, has also fallen victim to the “throat tickle.” He describes the ordeal as “not too bad,” describing it as “a sore throat for only a couple months, debilitating fatigue, and a gnarly cough.”
Read morePassive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning
Dorm StuffResLifeStudent Life October 20, 2022
Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.
Read moreAddies-Adjacent Dining Location “Subtracties” To Open On Campus
Big IssuesStudent Life October 14, 2022
This past weekend, Addies was humbled as a new dining location “Subtracties” opened up straight across the Lower plaza.
Read more5 Rights You Need To Know Before Appearing In Homecoming Court
Campus CultureListsStudent Life October 7, 2022
Before appearing in homecoming court on Friday, be sure to remember these FIVE Constitutionally-protected legal rights. Don’t let your freedom be compromised!
Read moreSquash Team Eagerly Awaits Selection At Fall Harvest
Campus CultureSportsStudent Life October 6, 2022
For the past ten years, BC squashes have consistently been rated #1 in plumpness, #3 in unwarranted big ego, and #867 in general wanker-ness by the New England Parental Organization of Talented International Squash Mothers (N.E.P.O.T.I.S.M.).
Read moreLocal Inventor Excited About Patents Weekend
Campus CultureStudent Life September 27, 2022
“I could’ve sworn I heard it was Patents Weekend. I thought it would be a good networking opportunity to put my name on a larger, global map,” Gadget confessed. “Now I have all of my thingamabobs and whos-its with me for nothing.”
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