“At press time, hundreds of New Jerseryan students were queued up at the Newton Center Shell station, waiting for someone else to pump their gas.”
Read moreDeveloping: UIS Set to Dictate Whether Students Go to Heaven or Hell
SchoolStudent Life November 13, 2020
Next semester, students will have the opportunity to register for a class that will determine whether they will live forever in blessed communion with The Lord or find themselves chained to the infernal river in the dominion of Satan.
Read moreFive Things To Talk About Now That The Election Is Over, And They’re All The Rat Line
Big IssuesCampus CultureSchoolStudent LifeUncategorized November 12, 2020
Inspiring: Freethinking Roommate Doesn’t Have A TikTok
Student Life November 5, 2020
“’I enjoy being told that the things I like are stupid,’ says Smith’s roommate, Charles DiEmilio (LSOE ’23). ‘Especially from someone like Andy, who is so clearly better than me.'”
Read moreStudent Body Flips On Thanksgiving Poll: “We No Longer Ever Wish To Go Home”
Big IssuesCoronavirusStudent Life November 4, 2020
Spooky: It’s Not Me, It’s You
SpookyStudent Life October 29, 2020
“It’s kind of sad, but I really can’t say that I’m to blame.”
Read moreSpooky: Mike@Mac Is Your New Stepdad
Campus CultureStudent Life October 28, 2020
Spooky: BC Bookstore Sale Offering 20% Off Your Life Expectancy
JesuitsSpookyStudent Life October 27, 2020
I felt a phantasm of my mother’s being beckoning me, like a tether to this corporeal realm, and as she called me back from the darkness, she whispered, ‘Get your father and I “BC Mom and Dad” fleece jackets, sweetie.
Read morePumpkin Sues BC EMS For Botched Surgery
Campus CultureSpookyStudent Life October 22, 2020
New Perspectives Curriculum Concludes Highest Achievable Good Is The WHOPPER Jr.®️
Campus CultureFreshmenSchoolSexStudent Life October 8, 2020