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Receipt Reveals That Student Actually Did Order A Side Of Bug

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life WTF November 15, 2022

MCELROY COMMONS — Public scrutiny of Boston College Dining Services (BCDS) is higher than ever after student Damie J’Ambra (MCAS ’25) found a giant black bug in their meal. After a photo of the bug was published and quickly became viral on Monday, many students were questioning what BCDS... Read more

SPOOKY: Blandest Person You Know Going As Maddy From Euphoria For Halloween

Campus Culture Spooky Student Life October 27, 2022

One young avant-garde, Mary Muhndane (MCAS ’25), was blessed with a stroke of genius with the most original idea to go as Maddy from the little-watched trauma porn, I mean show, Euphoria, on HBO.

“I Have No Idea Why Everyone Is Sick” Says Classmate Who Just Spat In Your Mouth

Coronavirus Student Life October 22, 2022

Guy Grossie (CSOM ’23) can’t seem to wrap his head around how illness spreads, or his coloring homework. Grossie, of course, has also fallen victim to the “throat tickle.” He describes the ordeal as “not too bad,” describing it as “a sore throat for only a couple months, debilitating fatigue, and a gnarly cough.”

Passive Aggressive Roommate Posts All Her BeReals While Cleaning

Dorm Stuff ResLife Student Life October 20, 2022

Nadia Mohm (Lynch ‘23), fed up with the five other slobs she cohabitates with, has enacted the strategy of exclusively posting pictures of her cleaning up after them around the apartment.

Addies-Adjacent Dining Location “Subtracties” To Open On Campus

Big Issues Student Life October 14, 2022

This past weekend, Addies was humbled as a new dining location “Subtracties” opened up straight across the Lower plaza.

5 Rights You Need To Know Before Appearing In Homecoming Court

Campus Culture Lists Student Life October 7, 2022

Before appearing in homecoming court on Friday, be sure to remember these FIVE Constitutionally-protected legal rights. Don’t let your freedom be compromised!

Squash Team Eagerly Awaits Selection At Fall Harvest

Campus Culture Sports Student Life October 6, 2022

For the past ten years, BC squashes have consistently been rated #1 in plumpness, #3 in unwarranted big ego, and #867 in general wanker-ness by the New England Parental Organization of Talented International Squash Mothers (N.E.P.O.T.I.S.M.).

Local Inventor Excited About Patents Weekend

Campus Culture Student Life September 27, 2022

“I could’ve sworn I heard it was Patents Weekend. I thought it would be a good networking opportunity to put my name on a larger, global map,” Gadget confessed. “Now I have all of my thingamabobs and whos-its with me for nothing.”

ICYMI: Kyle Leads 3-Hour Game Of ISpy

Campus Culture Student Life WTF September 26, 2022

Kyle began, binoculars in hand: “I spy with my little eye… something green!” obviously referring to the t-shirt of someone in the 3rd row.

Phil Jurkovec Spotted At Business Career Fair

Sports Student Life September 23, 2022

After witnessing several muffed handoffs and fumbles of his resume, the Classic was able to obtain a copy. The resume included several of Jurkovec’s biggest accomplishments including his former attendance of Notre Dame, graduating high school, and duping a whole fan base into believing he was the next Matt Ryan (MCAS ’08).