Student Life Archives | Page 12 of 40 | The New England Classic

CAB Cancels Mudstock, Announces Soupcrock

Big Issues Sports Student Life May 2, 2022

The Campus Activities Board of Boston College (CAB) made a surprise announcement Monday detailing its plan to cancel Mudstock and replace it with “Soupcrock.” Mudstock, the beloved annual student volleyball tournament, was scheduled for the first week of May.

Mutual Sexiness and Unlikability: Why BC Students Often Marry Each Other

Big Issues Student Life April 28, 2022

The implications of BC selective marriage for the future are harrowing. The world as we know it will be filled with a vast amount of men who are 5’8” but definitely 5’10” on their license.

“Talk Holy To Me”: CAB To Censor Jason Derulo

Student Life April 13, 2022

“When we hired Jason Derulo, it was because we all are HUGE fans of Cats (2019). Ever since the movie came out, we’ve been listening to ‘The Rum Tug Tugger’ nonstop, and we thought that’s what made him famous.”

11 Can’t Miss Items From Richdale’s

Campus Culture Student Life April 9, 2022

RICHDALE FOOD SHOPS – Found across the street from St. Ignatius, Richdale’s is a hotspot for Boston College students looking to purchase marked up Lunchables or microwavable poke bowls. There are plenty of highlights of the legendary Comm. Ave. marketplace; here are the top eleven. The Row Dedicated Entirely... Read more

Uh Oh! Your Punta Hookup Just Asked You To Senior Prom At Newton North

Big Issues Newton Student Life March 31, 2022

Barrased continued, “I asked him where he was living, as one does when they meet a fellow Eagle, and when he said ‘I live in Newton,’ I just assumed he had the worst housing pick time known to man!”

Student Walks By Admissions Tour With Mature Confidence, Everybody Cheers

Campus Culture Student Life March 3, 2022

Members of the tour group reported that Richie Walker (MCAS ’23) caught all of their attention as he walked by them. Their tour guide kept speaking, but all of their gazes were glued to this BC Adonis and his powerful stride. Once he passed the oggly spectators, they all cheered for him, some even clad with cowbells and megaphones.

Tinder Date Says There’ll Be Eight Inches of Snow; Probably Gonna Be More Like Five

Campus Culture Student Life February 25, 2022

In an effort to clear any confusion, Pump said, “Eight inches. It’s gonna snow eight inches. And who even cares exactly how many inches it snows? And honestly eight inches is too much snow anyways. If it snowed five and a half inches I think that’d be the perfect amount.”

Underage Candidate’s Presidential Campaign In Doubt Following Fake ID Purge

Big Issues Student Life February 18, 2022

“Weirdly, John kept on insisting that the birth year on his card be 1986,” said Wead Deeler (CSOM ’25), who organized the fake ID order. “He said he wanted a Pennsylvania ID because ‘they’re easy to fake, and it’s a battleground state.’”

Student Services Apologizes For ROTC And Pulse Placement Mix-Up

Student Life February 16, 2022

LYONS HALL — The Office of Student Services was in clean-up mode on Monday after a clerical error resulted in a messy switch-a-roo. Students enrolled in the popular Pulse service program were mistakenly placed in the Army Training ROTC program. Subsequently, the cadets-in-training were placed in the local Pulse... Read more

Polyamorous Couple Celebrates With Valentine’s White Elephant

Campus Culture Student Life February 14, 2022

Love is in the air, and although you’re completely alone and depressed shitless this Valentine’s Day (calling your mom crying about how your Marriage Pact didn’t respond to your email), Denny Luvsalot (MCAS ’23) is left struggling to come up with unique gifts for each of his four (4) lovers. Luvsalot, the elected representative of his polyamorous relationship, decided to forgo the typical 20 boxes of chocolate and bouquets this year for a cheaper, more sustainable option: a White Elephant gift exchange.