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Student Services Apologizes For ROTC And Pulse Placement Mix-Up

Student Life February 16, 2022

LYONS HALL — The Office of Student Services was in clean-up mode on Monday after a clerical error resulted in a messy switch-a-roo. Students enrolled in the popular Pulse service program were mistakenly placed in the Army Training ROTC program. Subsequently, the cadets-in-training were placed in the local Pulse... Read more

Polyamorous Couple Celebrates With Valentine’s White Elephant

Campus Culture Student Life February 14, 2022

Love is in the air, and although you’re completely alone and depressed shitless this Valentine’s Day (calling your mom crying about how your Marriage Pact didn’t respond to your email), Denny Luvsalot (MCAS ’23) is left struggling to come up with unique gifts for each of his four (4) lovers. Luvsalot, the elected representative of his polyamorous relationship, decided to forgo the typical 20 boxes of chocolate and bouquets this year for a cheaper, more sustainable option: a White Elephant gift exchange.

See-Through Schiller: Voyeurs and Exhibitionists Rejoice!

Campus Culture School Student Life February 1, 2022

Integrated Sciences Building — Peepers, snoopers, busybodies, and nosy nellies alike were elated by the opening of the brand spanking new Schiller Institute. The majority of classrooms of Schiller, which house engineering courses, high-tech laboratories, and uncomfortable rolling desks, have at least one clear wall. As the nerds filed... Read more

“We’re Totally Grabbing Lunch Over Break,” Say High School Friends Who Will Definitely Not Be Grabbing Lunch Over Break

Holidays Student Life November 23, 2021

NEEDHAM, MA — As BC students flock home for Thanksgiving, the impending doom of being forced to reunite with highschool acquaintances has led many to adopt tactics of negotiation and diplomacy. Anita Brake (MCAS ‘25), excitedly posted an obligatory “Goodbye Chestnut Hill, hello Needham” boomerang on her story to commemorate... Read more

A Man For Others: This Guy Warms Every Chair Before His Class

Student Life WTF November 11, 2021

“I see that kid in there at 8:00 AM, 7:30 even. Every week. He sits in each chair in that classroom, gets ‘em good and warm. Even talks to them sometimes. Before he moves on to the next one, he gives one tender little kiss.”

Hafley Wants You To Give Morehead … A Chance

Sports Student Life WTF November 5, 2021

“The guys need Morehead. He’s a natural leader and will definitely come in handy. I think he’ll really loosen them up and get the juices flowing. There’s natural chemistry there. He may be the secret ingredient to finally arouse our boys.”

Brad From CSOM: A Day In The Life

School Student Life November 4, 2021

“I go ham on establishing my 500+ connections on LinkedIn—the primary determinant of my self-worth. It’s also my second-choice dating app, surpassed only by Christian Mingle.”

Sophomore Goes on Retreat for Three Months to Six Years

Student Life WTF October 21, 2021

“Many students have reported rigorous fingerprinting procedures and are supposedly required to have a session with a Boston-based criminal defense attorney.”

Circle Tavern “Edgar Allan Poe Night” Offers Chains, Wine, And Cement Special

Boston Drinking Student Life October 19, 2021

THE CIRCLE TAVERN – Upperclassmen perusing Herrd last week were elated to see an advertisement from the Circle Tavern at the top of their page. Thursday’s “Chains, Wine, and Cement Special” drew students in with promises of giveaways, discounted appetizers, and a sampling of a rare drink known only... Read more

Uh Oh: Typo on CAB Email Changes “Boo Bags” to “Boob Bags”

Sex Student Life October 14, 2021

“I don’t know how anyone could think that a campus-sponsored group would be handing out nude centerfolds to teenage boys.”