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LTE: My Intramural Pickleball Team Could SO Beat Every Women’s Olympic Team

Campus Culture Student Life WTF February 24, 2026

Watching all of the teams and analyzing their skills, I can confidently say that my intramural team could have absolutely beaten most, if not all, of the female Olympic teams. Even though my intramural team is for pickleball, plenty of my guys played JV, and some varsity hockey in high school. Those guys were top of their game at their New England prep schools, and could surely go right back to it if they played the women’s team.

Kostka Girls Spotted Tanning As February Temperatures Reach A Record 42 Degrees

Campus Culture Student Life February 20, 2026

Spring has sprung on Boston College’s campus, with the 18 inches of snow on the ground dwindling down to a mere four. Puffers are unzipped, scarves have been stowed, and temperatures have climbed to a balmy 40 degrees (for a singular day).

10 Kalshi Bets That Somehow Didn’t Hit For Your Roommate This Super Bowl

Sports Student Life February 11, 2026

In case that doesn’t sound like the best time ever, there’s one more thing you could’ve added for guaranteed fun: gambling on Kalshi. If you also wanted to spend your Sunday screaming at the TV and Gronk spiking your phone on the ground, here are some of the bets you could’ve joined your roommate on.

“Technically By Credits, I’m A Senior” Says 30-Year-Old Man At The 100 Days Dance

Campus Culture Student Life February 6, 2026

“Technically by credits, I’m a senior this year,” says Cho Pedunc (MCAS ‘18, MCAS ‘26), “So this year I was finally able to get my ticket. I am excited to get ‘sendy’ with my fellow eagles!”

UGBC President Saw Their Shadow, Six More Weeks Until UGBC Statement On ICE

Big Issues Student Life February 6, 2026

After Punxsutawney Phil declared his shadow seen on Fox News, President Dewchitt was quick to relay the news to the rest of the UGBC senate. In an emoji-filled message sent to the UGBC discord titled “UGBC4LIFE????????” on Monday, February 2nd, Dewchitt affirmed, “the ICE stuff is gonna have to wait ???? i dont make the rules — the beaver does ????.”

UHS Offers Virtual STD Screenings Over Snow Day

Sex Student Life January 29, 2026

UHS announced on Sunday that they would be offering, for one day and one day only, virtual screenings for sexually transmitted diseases.

“Are You More Shane Or Ilya Coded?” Says Girl Wondering If Her Boyfriend Would Be Chill With A Strap On

Sex Sports Student Life January 16, 2026

Heated Rivalry has gone platinum in every Kotska triple and investigators for the Classic found the perfect case study of the impact of gay hockey smut on the female libido: the situationship of Suzanne Cox (MCAS ‘28) and Donald Ildo (CSOM ‘28).

NEC’s 2026 Adds and Drops

Student Life January 13, 2026

It’s not just required classes, however, that we’re cutting out of our lives by January 21st. We’ll be getting all sorts of things right this semester! So buckle up and bust down, here are Spring 2026’s definitive, beyond-question, science-backed, and high-protein adds and drops.

“Consent Is Just A Societal Pressure” And Four Other Takeaways From The Men’s Mental Health Panel

Campus Culture Student Life November 12, 2025

The discussion was supposed to have a dinner that follows, yet the panelists’ wives did not pre-pack it, so there was no dinner following the event.

Green Line Self Destructs After Being Forced To Go To Boston College Once Again

Boston Campus Culture Student Life November 11, 2025

Witnesses say the train, carrying just three passengers (all of which are reluctant Boston College students sporting Harvard merchandise), emitted a long sigh before bursting into flames, an event being described by witnesses as “completely and utterly understandable.”