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Help! The Girl Scout In Mac Bit Me.

Student Life WTF February 19, 2023

Last week, Tum was on her way to Mac for her lunch. “I did everything I usually do. I made a beeline straight for the stairs without even peeking at the tables,” Tum recalled. “But as soon as I took two steps inside the lobby–*MUNCH*–there she was, a Girl Scout nibbling at my ankle.”

“We’re Actually Pretty Middle Class” Says Kid Whose Parents Started The War In Iraq

Big Issues Opinion February 17, 2023

GASSON HALL– The core curriculum, a cornerstone of Boston College’s educational pedagogy, offers many students the unique opportunity to discover that people have lived experiences. Professors often ask students to consider and share how their identities impact their lives. Overwhelmed by his peers sharing their identities and experiences that... Read more

Friend Whose Dad Works At McKinsey Is “Also Worried” About Postgrad

Big Issues Student Life February 16, 2023

O’Baby, who has been to the Turks and Caicos 14 times and spent a summer interning for former President Barack Obama, denies that her father’s position has afforded her any extra opportunities.

Super Generous Boyfriend Shares His Love With Multiple Women

Big Issues February 13, 2023

For the lucky few who survived the 2022-2023 cuffing season, love is in the air this week! And for a couple of BC women, one man will spread romance, legs, and an unquenchable burning sensation all week long.

Rampant Misogynist Says You Can’t Come To Super Bowl Watch Party To Only Watch Commercials

Campus Culture Sports February 12, 2023

“It’s fun to have some eye candy in the room,” said Ist when interviewed by the Classic about his evening gathering. “I just don’t want them yapping about the commercials the entire time. I’m from Philly, so it’s a big night for me.” Hist, who has been described by his girl friends as “tone deaf,” and “insulting,” hails from Wilmington, Delaware.

Spring Break Planning Uncovers That No One In The Friend Group Actually Likes Each Other

Campus Culture Student Life February 11, 2023

Through the thin walls of Walsh Hall, sophomores chatter about roommate preferences, expenses, and location possibilities. Though in theory it is an exciting time, it isn’t looking too pretty for the groups we spoke with.

Straight Guy With Piercing Finds Harry Styles’ Grammy Wins “Refreshing”

Student Life February 8, 2023

“I know how hard Harry has worked to get here,” said Gus Liter (MCAS ’26). “The barriers he struggled to overcome and the norms he had to disrupt. It’s so refreshing to see someone that looks like me up on that stage. I love that the Academy is working towards a progressive future, full of people whose stories I can finally relate to.”

Not Again! Scalper Sells Bean Counter Tickets To Unsuspecting Students

Sports Student Life February 6, 2023

Initial reports indicate that an entrepreneurial scalper sold vouchers to Fulton Hall’s Bean Counter disguised as passes to the much-anticipated ice hockey tournament.

What The Heck? Fine, I Guess I’ll Take This Other Ticket While I’m Already At The Women’s Basketball Game

Sports Student Life February 2, 2023

When senior Max Huckaby (CSOM ’23) walked into Conte Forum on Thursday night, he expected to watch a BC Women’s basketball game just like he always does. What he did not expect, however, was to be offered a ticket to the Men’s basketball game against Syracuse this Saturday.

Telling People Your ACT Score, And 10 More Surefire Ways To Protect Your Virginity

Lists Sex January 28, 2023

You got a 34 (35 superscore) and everyone else who got into the same university as you NEEDS to know it. Find a way to drop it into conversation even if it doesn’t relate to the topic at hand!