“Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”: How One Confused CSOM Student Thought He Took A Foreign Language Class
Big IssuesSchoolWTF September 13, 2023
It wasn’t until further into the class that he heard the word “equity” and felt safe once again as he believed he was back in the magical land of finance.
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This Guy Wearing Harvard Sweatshirt Wants Everyone To Know He Got Waitlisted
Campus CultureStudent Life September 7, 2023
“‘I got this sweatshirt on my tour of Harvard a couple of years ago, and although Harvard wasn’t the right fit for me in the end, this sweatshirt definitely is'”
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BC Football Gets Sent To Glee Club
Big IssuesFeaturedSports September 6, 2023
At press time, the team was seen rehearsing a rendition of the cupid shuffle and getting slushies thrown in their face by the McKinley High football team.
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“In previous years, we’ve gone for a 50% mud, 50% glass approach”, said CAB Treasurer Lemmy C. Themdogs (MCAS ’23). “It helped to cut costs, but clearly it didn’t help to cut feet. At least not enough for our standards.”
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During spring, you can catch representatives from the Student Admission Program (SAP) in their natural habitat, leading herds of wild visitors through campus. Out of the many opportunities for false promises and misleading exaggerations, here are The New England Classic’s top 10 to tell your tour group.
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BC Corrects Typo, Announces That Commencement Speaker Is Actually Ambassador To “The Crane”
Big IssuesWTF April 21, 2023
“The Crane. Is. The. Moment. Have you fucking seen it?” administrator Crain Luver said. “It’s massive. Always doing stuff for the BC community. AND it has an ambassador- that’s epic. We honestly couldn’t have picked a better speaker.”
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CSOM Students Search “What’s Going On In Ukraine Right Now” Following Commencement Speaker Announcement
Big IssuesCampus Culture April 19, 2023
However, one quick google search informed Owt that Ukraine is in fact not a new peer-to-peer lending platform, but rather a nation state that is being viciously and unjustly invaded by neighboring Russia.
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Pfft… Only 26.2 Miles? This Student Walked Across The Country To Boston College
Campus CultureHolidays April 17, 2023
“It’s a been there, done that situation. If you climbed Mount Everest, would you be dying to show people that you can climb some stairs? Not really.”
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“She’s Literally Bestie,” Says Girl About Rando In 9-Man With Whom She’ll Never Interact
Dorm StuffResLife April 3, 2023
Leanne does not currently know the name of her eighth roommate, and despite being grateful for the addition, is extremely glad that “wifey” is not her direct.
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