His usual black sports coat and white collar were replaced with a striped black and white jumpsuit and a cat burglar mask. Witnesses recall seeing him tiptoe around campus and make an exaggerated shushing motion whenever he was spotted.

Oh? Your roommate cries when someone raises their voice at them in the kitchen? I think we know where she got that one…her name is Tracy and she runs a tight ship on Thanksgiving.

When asked to elaborate, Hafley said “You know, like a goofy one. It means you can do whatever you want as long as it’s appropriate! You can stick your tongue out or give someone bunny ears, as long as it doesn’t hurt his feelings.”