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What The Heck? Fine, I Guess I’ll Take This Other Ticket While I’m Already At The Women’s Basketball Game

Sports Student Life February 2, 2023

When senior Max Huckaby (CSOM ’23) walked into Conte Forum on Thursday night, he expected to watch a BC Women’s basketball game just like he always does. What he did not expect, however, was to be offered a ticket to the Men’s basketball game against Syracuse this Saturday.

Telling People Your ACT Score, And 10 More Surefire Ways To Protect Your Virginity

Lists Sex January 28, 2023

You got a 34 (35 superscore) and everyone else who got into the same university as you NEEDS to know it. Find a way to drop it into conversation even if it doesn’t relate to the topic at hand!

Gasson Exhibiting Signs Of Napoleon Complex After Arrival Of Much Taller Crane

Big Issues Campus Culture January 26, 2023

“That big ole nerd? He stink. Nobody like crane,” replied Gasson in a clear exhibition of its newly developed Napoleon complex.

Pick Me Guy Walks Into Friendsgiving, Says “Where My Thanks At”

Campus Culture Holidays Student Life November 20, 2022

The latest showing of Latz’s pick me tendencies came Saturday night when he showed up five minutes late to his upstairs neighbors’ Friendsgiving dinner and began asking every person at the function, “Where my thanks at?”

If Only There Were An Online Platform Where I Could Attend Class While Sick

Coronavirus Student Life November 16, 2022

“Now that you are taking this class, the professors OWNS your ass. If they tell you to be in class, you need to be present or deal with the consequences.”

Receipt Reveals That Student Actually Did Order A Side Of Bug

Big Issues Campus Culture Student Life WTF November 15, 2022

MCELROY COMMONS — Public scrutiny of Boston College Dining Services (BCDS) is higher than ever after student Damie J’Ambra (MCAS ’25) found a giant black bug in their meal. After a photo of the bug was published and quickly became viral on Monday, many students were questioning what BCDS... Read more

Due To Warm Weather, UCS Starts Support Group For Canada Goose Owners

Big Issues Campus Culture November 11, 2022

“This warm weather has gotten really concerning lately,” said Sue Warm (CSOM ’25). “It shouldn’t be 65 degrees in November– it’s just not natural. We are biologically inclined to be wearing our Canada Goose jackets at this time of the year. Repressing this instinct is making us all feel super depressed. I’m so depressed, I’ve only been using Olaplex steps 3-5. I’m too depressed to even use steps 6-9.”

Tuition Increases By $0.008 To Pay For Leahy’s Blue Checkmark On Twitter

Leahy WTF November 10, 2022

BC students were shocked to receive an email on Wednesday from the Office of Student Services announcing an increase of $0.008 to their tuition, effective immediately.

Daylight Savings Opens A Daylight Checkings Account

WTF November 9, 2022

Each November, Daylight Savings ends, and with it comes any of its remaining balance. Thankfully, the Classic recently scheduled an appointment for Daylight to meet with TD Bank representative Ben Kerr to better handle its finances.

Poli Sci Student From Swing State Protests Voting: “It’s Too Much Work”

Big Issues November 8, 2022

That student is Political Science major Demi Crocy (MCAS ’25). “Yeah, the country has gone to shit in the past few years, but you have to weigh the benefits and the costs. One walk to the mail room could be what I consider ‘worth the effort,’ but then I would have to walk to another mailbox after I filled out my ballot. Think about it. Is it really worth it?”