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LTE: Service Club Rejected Me, Now I’m Never Helping Anyone

Campus Culture LTE Service October 1, 2024

I, a self-proclaimed servant for others, feel the time has come to address the service COC (crisis on campus). I have recently received word from various on-campus service organizations that my applications have been “enthusiastically yet apologetically redirected,” AKA — rejected.

RD Strip Poker: What Your RA Really Does With Your “Paraphernalia” Folding Table

Dorm Stuff ResLife September 30, 2024

RAs gather from across campus, arriving at Bapst 15 minutes before close and leaving in only gray Freshman ResHall shirts—courtesy of Strzepoker after the RAs had lost their clothes, dignity, and dining dollars.

Espresso Your Faith Week: Dunkin Sponsors Baptisms On The Quad

Jesuits Student Life September 27, 2024

Crowds congregated on the Gasson Quad as students lined up to get into a coffee cup-shaped dunk-tank, where members of Campus Ministry dropped them into a pool of Dunkin cold brew.

LTE: My Parents Don’t Know How To Socialize Either

BOB Drinking Student Life September 26, 2024

My mom keeps refusing to eat Greg’s dad’s food because she feels bad, but she’s actually just making it awkward as fuck. As I watch my parents, I ask myself, why must I feel ashamed of my parents’ uncanny dispositions?

RUH ROH! Underclassmen Chased Out Of Circle By Paw Patrol.

Drinking Student Life September 25, 2024

Using the power of teamwork and friendship, the Paw Patrol handled the situation with ease. Chase, the police dog, went in first to round up and chase out the underclassmen.

Fuck! Student Who Never Does The Readings Just Made A Better Point Than You

Campus Culture School September 24, 2024

“Coe Stir (MCAS ’25) somehow delivered a profound and easily understandable analysis of Hobbesian political theory, despite clearly having no idea what was going on.”

Girl Is Pregnant, According To Spanish Class Oral Exam

School Student Life WTF September 23, 2024

Barazado was seen with a dewy, jovial glow about her as she left Stokes Hall, a clear sign of pregnancy and definitely not the Drunk Elephant bronzing drops she steals from her roommate sometimes when she feels pale.

Classics Department Thrilled For Battle Against Spartans

Campus Culture Sports September 20, 2024

STOKES AMPHITHEATER, A NEW ACROPOLIS — With BC football preparing for an epic game against the Michigan State Spartans, the students and professors of the Classical Studies Department have begun preparations of their own. “Those who hail from Sparta are brutal, warlike people,” said Professor Per C. Jakksun. “We... Read more

Classmate With Red Bandana On Backpack Wouldn’t Even Hold The Door For You

Big Issues Campus Culture Sports September 19, 2024

“Most of those who tie a bandana to their backpack honor Welles’ heroic legacy. However, some students who do it can’t remember their last act of service for anybody other than themselves.”

Cool Girl Alert: This Student Has Friends AND “Guy Friends”

Campus Culture Student Life September 18, 2024

“Mii says her favorite thing about her guy friends is when they get extremely drunk at social functions and finally ask her questions about her life, like what major she is.”