Classmate With Red Bandana On Backpack Wouldn’t Even Hold The Door For You
Big IssuesCampus CultureSports September 19, 2024
“Most of those who tie a bandana to their backpack honor Welles’ heroic legacy. However, some students who do it can’t remember their last act of service for anybody other than themselves.”
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Cool Girl Alert: This Student Has Friends AND “Guy Friends”
Campus CultureStudent Life September 18, 2024
“Mii says her favorite thing about her guy friends is when they get extremely drunk at social functions and finally ask her questions about her life, like what major she is.”
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BC Ranked 189th In Free Speech: 10 Things You Can Now Say
Big IssuesFeatured September 17, 2024
BC is a free speech friendly campus! Boston College was recently ranked 189th out of 257 colleges and universities for free speech on campus. BC is proud to be ranked above universities such as Gulag State and Censorship Polytechnic.
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Gassy Gasson Renovations, Bells Ring When Someone Passes Gas
Big IssuesCampus CultureWTF September 16, 2024
Originally set for every quarter of the hour, the bells now ring every time someone passes gas. Even worse, an announcement echoes throughout the halls, sharing the name of who dealt it with the entire campus.
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#BOB ERA: Young Women Have Never Been Closer To Their Fathers
SportsStudent Life September 13, 2024
“‘My dad, like, literally never responded to a single one of my texts when I was auditioning for a capella, then BOOM! BC upsets FSU and he’s calling me daily'”
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Impossible! Guy With 1000 LinkedIn Connections Has No Emotional Support Network
Student LifeWTF September 12, 2024
Since orientation, Enn has been harassing drunk CSOM students at Walsh parties, any man wearing an expensive toupee, and his acquaintance’s friend’s brother’s dog’s cat’s mailman’s dentist’s 3rd cousins (twice removed) in a near lustful urge to obtain a LinkedIn connection.
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“Party In The modes!” Says Eager Calculator Stuck In Radian Mode
Campus CultureSportsWTF September 9, 2024
Popular Boston College meme, “Party in the modes,” was shared over 1,000 times that day, but no one was as excited to party in the modes as Cal Culator (MCAS 2025).
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Stokes Set Artist Unavailable: There are No Men I Trust
Campus CultureStudent Life September 6, 2024
“The Classic scoured up and down campus all week, searching for Men We Trust, but we are sad to report the search came up empty.”
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A typographical error on a Newton Bus sign reading “Beat Duchesne” made them think the Eagles were playing in their dorm hall.
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