BC Ranked 189th In Free Speech: 10 Things You Can Now Say
Big IssuesFeatured September 17, 2024
BC is a free speech friendly campus! Boston College was recently ranked 189th out of 257 colleges and universities for free speech on campus. BC is proud to be ranked above universities such as Gulag State and Censorship Polytechnic.
Read more
Gassy Gasson Renovations, Bells Ring When Someone Passes Gas
Big IssuesCampus CultureWTF September 16, 2024
Originally set for every quarter of the hour, the bells now ring every time someone passes gas. Even worse, an announcement echoes throughout the halls, sharing the name of who dealt it with the entire campus.
Read more
#BOB ERA: Young Women Have Never Been Closer To Their Fathers
SportsStudent Life September 13, 2024
“‘My dad, like, literally never responded to a single one of my texts when I was auditioning for a capella, then BOOM! BC upsets FSU and he’s calling me daily'”
Read more
Impossible! Guy With 1000 LinkedIn Connections Has No Emotional Support Network
Student LifeWTF September 12, 2024
Since orientation, Enn has been harassing drunk CSOM students at Walsh parties, any man wearing an expensive toupee, and his acquaintance’s friend’s brother’s dog’s cat’s mailman’s dentist’s 3rd cousins (twice removed) in a near lustful urge to obtain a LinkedIn connection.
Read more
“Party In The modes!” Says Eager Calculator Stuck In Radian Mode
Campus CultureSportsWTF September 9, 2024
Popular Boston College meme, “Party in the modes,” was shared over 1,000 times that day, but no one was as excited to party in the modes as Cal Culator (MCAS 2025).
Read more
Stokes Set Artist Unavailable: There are No Men I Trust
Campus CultureStudent Life September 6, 2024
“The Classic scoured up and down campus all week, searching for Men We Trust, but we are sad to report the search came up empty.”
Read more
A typographical error on a Newton Bus sign reading “Beat Duchesne” made them think the Eagles were playing in their dorm hall.
Read more
NEC Has The Drive To Make Important Change, But Administration Won’t Let Us Turn The Res Into A Lazy River
OpinionStudent Life April 26, 2024
The students’ planned for all 37 members of the organization to swim in the same clockwise direction to create a “whirlpool.” Once the water really got rushing, they would throw a few inner tubes in for regular students to enjoy.
Read more
Troy Bolton? Fowler Forced To Choose Between Love For Tap Dancing And Hockey
Campus CultureSports April 11, 2024
“I’m petrified,” said Jacob Fowler (CSOM ‘27) “People know me for who I am on the ice, but I feel most myself on the stage…The rhythm of my shoes clicking and clacking as I hop and prance, it’s the most electric feeling.”
Read more