He truly understands now that sometimes punching your friends in the balls as a joke is unjust, even if they deserve it.
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Student Who Applied To Collage Confused Why No Classes Use Paper Mache
Student LifeWTF November 25, 2024
“Over the last 4 years, I’ve been telling my friends and family that I go Boston Collage”, Less said “They think I’ve dedicated 4 years to intensive experiential learning via multimedia digital and canvas storytelling. My parents are so proud of me, what the hell am I gonna tell them now? They spent almost $350,000 and all I have to show them is a bunch of essays and bluebooks filled with gibberish and buzzwords.”
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Countless messages in the class of 2025 group me indicate that an “unc” ticket is the hottest one on the market.
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When Purter called the school’s athletics office to confirm tonight’s lines, he was met with an answering machine looking for inquiries into the disappearance of D.B. Cooper.
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UFC Fight Night – Paul VS Leahy
JesuitsLeahyStudent Life November 21, 2024
Leahy’s strict regimen consists of a healthy mix of intense water aerobic dance, low intensity steady state cardio on the PhysioMax Commercial Total Body Exerciser Upper Body Ergometer and Recumbent BikeTM, and 10 sets of yoga ball “goofing off” until failure to finish it up.
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An Overdue Celebration: Happy Men’s Week from The New England Classic!
Campus CultureStudent Life November 15, 2024
Drink some beer. Cheat on your girlfriend. Call your mom a bitch. Eat some raw meat. Shoot a gun. Ball out. Go fucking crazy. This week is for us. Let’s bring back manly men.
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Letter To Thy Editor: Yes I Support Satan, Have You Seen Hell’s Economy?
Big IssuesLTE November 14, 2024
Some support the omniscient and most holy God’s infallible plan for existence. However, they fail to consider the impact on tithes. Why is it that a hard-working king who took the risk to employ hundreds of serfs on his father’s land should be tithed more?
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He is making podcasting too expensive for your broke, bummy boyfriends who haven’t had jobs since they got fired from the dispensary they worked at for two weeks! That should be celebrated as a win for feminism!
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LTE: Dear BC Republicans, We Called You Short, Fat, And Ugly With Grubby Little Rat Hands, Not Racist
Big IssuesLTEOpinion November 12, 2024
However, we, as BC students, will not stand with the lies that you posted in your op-ed. We said you were “short, fat, and ugly with grubby little rat hands.” We never called you racist.
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Heartbreaking: We Had A Whole Slate Of Articles Set For This Week But The Associated Press Had To Go And Fuck All That Up
Big IssuesWTF November 11, 2024
Editors at the Classic watched in horror as several unpublished articles, which we had poured hours of blood, sweat, and tears into, became old, shriveled, and no longer funny right before our very eyes.
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