CSOM Student Forced To Withdrawal From “Introduction To Feminisms” After Stating Pronouns Are U/S/A

21ST CENTURY GENDER POLITICS— One of the many perks of BC’s core curriculum is the opportunity to learn about lesser-known academic fields.

SOCY2225 Introduction to Feminisms is one of the courses offered by MCAS to fulfill the particularly-tricky-to-get cultural diversity requirement. The class explores topics like female rage, free tampons in bathrooms, OnlyFans, and the honorable contributions of Susan B. Anthony.

On the first day of the course, students are asked to share some basic information about themselves with the class as well as some feminism-inspired icebreakers.

As one of the three men in the 60-person-class, self-proclaimed feminist Wom Anizer (CSOM ‘27) had a serious reputation to uphold: he had to speak on behalf of the large population of fellow CSOM feminists like himself.

“Yeah I’m a feminist,” said Anizer. “You should see my femiLIST. I added, like, four bodies this weekend. Really a step in the right direction for the movement.”

After listening to 40 she/hers talk about how they took this class to “empower themselves” and “fight for a more just society” it was Anizer’s time to shine.

“The name’s Wom. From New Jersey,” said Anizer. “I took this class because it must be soooooo hard to have periods (I’m 6’6” btw).”

Given his coveted role as representative of the CSOM feminist sect, Anizer didn’t stop there.

“I just think it’s really important we get a man’s perspective in such a women-dominated field,” said Anizer, an hour after explaining to a girl in his ECON6969 class that “the wage gap exists for a reason.”

After some lingering whispers from the class, Anizer decided he had to prove his dedication to the feminist movement with a symbolic peace offering.

“I just think society is like, really hard on women and stuff,” said Anizer. “Like you guys should all just kick me in the balls right now honestly.”

The professor, Femmy Nist, in an attempt to keep the icebreaker activity moving along, asked Anizer for his preferred pronouns.

“Pronouns? Like a person, place, or thing? Oh yeah, I’ve got those nouns. They’re U/S/A actually,” said Anizer while subtly flexing his straight-from-the-plex bicep pump.

Nist, astonished by Anizer’s remarks, sent him to the dean immediately, where he was promptly advised to withdraw from the class.

Found by The New England Classic crying in a Gasson single stall bathroom, Anizer claimed to have no hard feelings regarding the incident, and informed the Classic that he plans to take SOCY3278 Why Ken was Right: The Next Steps in Restoring The Patriarchy at BU instead.

At press time, Anzier concluded his comments by stating: “Once I found out that the class is about the suffrage movement and stuff and not the female body, I lowkey lost interest anyways.”

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