LTE: Why Is My “Hookup” Showing Me His Track Highlights?

Dear NEC,

I’m writing this on my should-be walk of shame to Kostka. I went to Walsh thinking I’d be having the best sex of my life. Instead, I left wondering how I got myself into this situation.

It started out over our bond for our shared love of running. Yes, he is on the BC Track Team. Yes, I only run when Two Saints gets raided, but I was honestly willing to commit to the bit for the dick. So, we eventually exchanged numbers after finally meeting in person at a party in his eight-man. After that we started texting a lot, and I thought he would be the perfect casual hookup. He was also older and seemingly more experienced so my expectations were high. I could not have been more wrong.

In hindsight, I should have known where this was going when he answered the door after saying to come over. I had on my sexiest matching set and he was still wearing his stupid little uniform. I still went along with it because the night looked promising judging from those tight shorts.

We went to his room, and I was already looking forward to him taking off that uniform. When we sat down on his bed, instead of pulling out his dick, he pulled out his phone and started showing me highlights from his last meet. I laid there for an hour, making numerous hints at wanting to do more than just watch him run the Distance Medley but nothing.

Here are some of his messages, can you let me know if I was in the wrong for assuming he meant we were hooking up?

“My pace is one of the most consistent in the state.” I thought okay, a little confident, but apparently he is actually ranked third in the ACC.

“It’ll be a marathon, not a sprint.” I guess he only meant he’s a long distance runner.

“I’m great with my hands.” The hand work in question is for the baton.

“Your best time will be with me.” He wants to train with me for my next 5k.

Although this hookup was an epic fail, I already found a new option: a club club lacrosse player. I mentioned meeting up and he’s already talking about how great his stick work and cradling is. Finally a man at BC who does aftercare. Sounds like this one is much better!

Right?

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