Did You Feel That? The Earthquake Or My Hookup From The Other Night
FreshmenSex January 28, 2025 The New England Classic

DUCHESNE EAST— With the recent New England earthquake and 18+ nights at Oliver’s, Boston College students have (or haven’t) been feeling a variety of sensations these past few days. “Did you feel that?” has been the question of the weekend for BC freshman Nora Gasom (MCAS ‘28). Unfortunately for Nora, the answer has been an astounding “NO.”
“It all started when I got my fake taken at Game On,” Nora said. She has since been scavenging for 18+ nights in the Boston area. After a fruitless venture, Nora returned to her roots.
She ended her Saturday night in none other than the Duchesne East basement, where she first heard the infamous question. The only thing Gasom felt was a little rug burn down there. Little did she know, she would be confronted with this question again walking to class after debriefing her weekend escapades over a Chicken Parm Presser.
On her way to Understanding Our Oceans in the Wake of Global Change on Monday, Nora was asked “Did you feel that?” but this time, her classmate was referencing the recent earthquake felt through Boston. Nora reluctantly answered no, just as she had in her hookup’s navy sheets a few nights before.
When The Classic questioned her about these recent events, Nora simply answered, “Let’s just say the magnitude of 3.8 applied to both…and the only ocean was the one on the projector in class.”