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Big IssuesWTF October 5, 2021
“The professor was trying to fill an electrophoresis gel and was just like, ‘Can you see if it went in there?’” said Emma Barrist, a sophomore biology major. “And as if that wasn’t enough, then he goes, ‘You just have to push gently and then release after the second stop, even though I can never tell if it’s all the way in.’”
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“It’s Just the BC Throat Tickle” Says Senior Spewing Mucus In Devlin 008
Big IssuesCampus CultureCoronavirus October 1, 2021
“I am vaccinated. There’s nothing to worry about,” Tivacks said with her fingers crossed behind her back.
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Class of 1952 Retakes Superfan Photo, Guy Had His Eyes Closed
SchoolStudent Life September 30, 2021
Students Storm Field After Beating Newton North 24-20
Campus CultureDrinkingWTF September 29, 2021
“We’re confident that that will translate well to this week’s matchup at Clemson. In a lot of ways, Newton North and Clemson have very similar defensive styles.”
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Short Guy Thinks The Virtual Career Fair Went Well
CoronavirusWTF September 27, 2021
For the past 18 months, though, Tim has had one less thing to worry about during the already stressful recruiting process. The widespread use of Zoom and similar teleconferencing technologies have leveled the playing field for undersized individuals, as the short appear the same as the tall through the fallible eyes of the webcam.
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Adorned in maroon scrubs, Hafley addressed the Boston College community via Instagram Live late last night and committed himself to assuming personal responsibility for Jurkovec’s recovery. Hafley gently stirred chicken noodle soup as he declared the steps he would be taking to heal Jurkovec’s hand to thousands of viewers.
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Dad Brings Girlfriend to Parents Weekend Instead of Mom
Big IssuesFreshmen September 24, 2021
“I didn’t even know my parents had split up. I mean, I haven’t even been gone for a month,” bemoaned Dale, clearly bothered by the whole situation. “But I guess it explains him mentioning his ‘new flame’ and ‘adjustments’ at home when we’ve been on the phone – I just assumed he had started taking Viagra or something.”
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“I obviously don’t have the hots for my mom. That would be so gross. I mean, she’s a beautiful lady. I’m not gonna deny it. And she does look really nice in those Banana Republic slacks she wore today, but that’s just me being observational.”
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Uhmm, Okay? Freshman Just Introduced Himself As A “Pee-Scholar”
Campus CultureFreshmenWTF September 20, 2021