Satan Visited Campus Today, And Yup, It Was Awesome
Campus CultureWTF October 22, 2021
“Yep. It was awesome,“ said Tugger Moatroder (MCAS ’23).
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Sophomore Goes on Retreat for Three Months to Six Years
Student LifeWTF October 21, 2021
“Many students have reported rigorous fingerprinting procedures and are supposedly required to have a session with a Boston-based criminal defense attorney.”
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Circle Tavern “Edgar Allan Poe Night” Offers Chains, Wine, And Cement Special
BostonDrinkingStudent Life October 19, 2021
Some staff members have been arguing that being made of chocolate makes you unqualified to coach a premier Division I hockey program, yet the players seem to be attracted to his unique method.
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“I don’t know how anyone could think that a campus-sponsored group would be handing out nude centerfolds to teenage boys.”
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Father Leahy supposedly told the senior staff assembled that he would “not let it look like we’re copying those Ivy League fucks,” his frock crumbling with disdain as if it were flustered as well.
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But one freshman, Brent Henry (MCAS ’25), is not in-the-know. He thinks that the Marathon Monday tradition involves all BC students actually running the Boston Marathon. Last week, he began training for it.
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Pick Me Apple Loves Your Hobbies
Student Life October 8, 2021
“I thought it was pretty suspicious that she liked all the music I like. Seeing as apples don’t even have ears, I didn’t think that it was possible to like modern country-metal with as much passion as I do.”
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Run! Philosophy Student Wants To Tell You What He’s Learned
Campus CultureFreshmenSchool October 7, 2021