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Troy Bolton? Fowler Forced To Choose Between Love For Tap Dancing And Hockey
April 11, 2024
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Slimers Stuns at Green Careers Night
April 10, 2024
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LTE From The Moon Club President
April 8, 2024
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Barrel of Oil To Replace Baldwin As BC Mascot
April 6, 2024
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Leahy Announces Complete Deforestation Of Newton Woods To Prevent Lame Parties
April 4, 2024
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BC Raises Cost Of Attendance To 88k, Fifty Cattle, Pound Of Gold, Firstborn Son
April 3, 2024
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Will Smith’s Hat-trick Attributed To Teammate Ambrosio’s Hat Tricks
March 26, 2024
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Thank God! My Acapella Roommate Is On Vocal Rest This Weekend
March 21, 2024
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Professors Replaced By Kiosks
March 20, 2024
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LTE: I’m T-pain, You Know Me–T-Pain Wrote This Article
March 19, 2024
Hey! Are you back living in your childhood bedroom? Are you a broke college student who is hurting from not being included in the COVID relief bill and rationing money to buy weed from that kid who dropped out of your high school? Are you already sick of your...
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WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NEW YORK — Having returned home more than two months early from his semester abroad in Dublin, Todd Lombardi (CSOM ’21) has reportedly been reminding his family he was “supposed to be in Barcelona this weekend.” The sentiment, while heartfelt, seemingly ignores the push notifications on his...
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Kelly went on to describe the situation as “fucked,” a comment which Mrs. Kelly disapproved of as she “did not raise [him] to use that language.”
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I should have been an emergency fire exit in Higgins, or a reflection room door on Newton campus. A sane man would have put me anywhere else. Instead, I am the Super Tiny Door Into Eagles. The tastiest licks in all of BC lie behind my hinges: soup with...
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McELROY COMMONS — The Office of Campus Ministry announced Tuesday morning that effective immediately all eucharistic wafers will be individually wrapped in saran wrap. The statement was communicated to the Boston College community in an email which also included the phrase “care for the whole person” 17 times. “Due...
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PARKERSBERG, WEST VIRGINIA — Students in APPA group #42 have taken a break from building houses for the impoverished to get REALLY high in the mountains of Appalachia. “Dabs with the bros are what make this experience so worthwhile,” said Eleanor Restucci (CSOM ‘21), referring to her G-Slim 2800...
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To ensure that the group would be able to work on the site, construction of the Schiller Institute has been officially registered as a Habitat for Humanity site, and will likely make use of hundreds of plucky volunteers until its anticipated opening in 2021.
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STOKES LAWN — A discovery by the NEC Sandwichlight team has uncovered multiple damning reports alleging that hundreds of Boston College students have suspicious smudges of dirt on their foreheads. Reports began piling up early this morning and have not died down all day. Junior Katy Chisim told The...
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“Like, this isn’t a fuckin’ corner store,” Purcell said. “You can’t just be walking in here anytime you want, day and night. People live here. I need privacy.”
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