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Circle Tavern “Edgar Allan Poe Night” Offers Chains, Wine, And Cement Special

Boston Drinking Student Life October 19, 2021

THE CIRCLE TAVERN – Upperclassmen perusing Herrd last week were elated to see an advertisement from the Circle Tavern at the top of their page. Thursday’s “Chains, Wine, and Cement Special” drew students in with promises of giveaways, discounted appetizers, and a sampling of a rare drink known only... Read more

Jerry York Really Just 1300 Peppermint Patties In A Human Suit

Sports WTF October 15, 2021

Some staff members have been arguing that being made of chocolate makes you unqualified to coach a premier Division I hockey program, yet the players seem to be attracted to his unique method.

Uh Oh: Typo on CAB Email Changes “Boo Bags” to “Boob Bags”

Sex Student Life October 14, 2021

“I don’t know how anyone could think that a campus-sponsored group would be handing out nude centerfolds to teenage boys.”

BC Postpones Divestment To Give World Time To Forget Harvard Did It First

Jesuits Leahy WTF October 13, 2021

Father Leahy supposedly told the senior staff assembled that he would “not let it look like we’re copying those Ivy League fucks,” his frock crumbling with disdain as if it were flustered as well.

BC Marble Spillers And Banana Peelers Club Banned From Marathon

Boston Drinking October 10, 2021

CARNEY HALL—While BC is renowned for uplifting and celebrating its student clubs, OSI has placed restrictions on the “Marble Spillers and Banana Peelers” club. From Sunday, 7 P.M. to Monday, 7 P.M., members of the club are not allowed within 20 feet of Commonwealth Avenue. “It’s a safety risk,”... Read more

Confused Freshman Begins Training For Marathon Monday

Campus Culture Freshmen October 9, 2021

But one freshman, Brent Henry (MCAS ’25), is not in-the-know. He thinks that the Marathon Monday tradition involves all BC students actually running the Boston Marathon. Last week, he began training for it.

Pick Me Apple Loves Your Hobbies

Student Life October 8, 2021

“I thought it was pretty suspicious that she liked all the music I like. Seeing as apples don’t even have ears, I didn’t think that it was possible to like modern country-metal with as much passion as I do.”

Run! Philosophy Student Wants To Tell You What He’s Learned

Campus Culture Freshmen School October 7, 2021

STOKES NORTH — Freshman Franny Bacon (MCAS ’25) was found virtuously engaging in Socratic discourse with literally anyone who passed him yesterday afternoon. After a few weeks in Perspectives I, Bacon reports feeling “enlightened” and possessing a newfound sense of “metaphysical contemplation.” “It’s hard to believe that I’ve never... Read more

Warning: This Article Is Rated R

Big Issues WTF October 5, 2021

You read the headline and continued on to the article, so I’ll just assume you are, in fact, qualified to consume media that is R-Rated. By qualified, I don’t just mean age. Legally, anybody over the age of 17 can watch a Rated R movie, but simply being over... Read more

Micropipette Demonstration Starting To Sound Suspiciously Like Bad Sex

Sex WTF October 4, 2021

“The professor was trying to fill an electrophoresis gel and was just like, ‘Can you see if it went in there?’” said Emma Barrist, a sophomore biology major. “And as if that wasn’t enough, then he goes, ‘You just have to push gently and then release after the second stop, even though I can never tell if it’s all the way in.’”